kim

[kim @kimchui]

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/sztK93okgK

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/cz4E8Jn3h5 The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/tW9epvYZec "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/OrfzhuhsSm I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[kim @kimchui]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/rr2WnrrwFR

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/l2B4QMjGrE Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[kim @kimchui]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/pt2yAlf48q

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/5pQBfxrMpa Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/BmQ0Rhmafc I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/dFQmG5lPxO Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[kim @kimchui]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/PEWEVcxIQT

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/C0IZWtZpUt It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[kim @kimchui]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/W7dpPkUwJx

[kim @kimchui]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/8KibOGviOV

[kim @kimchui]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/sitksK6mkf

[kim @kimchui]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/zG7F8JAxEY

[kim @kimchui]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/7jdyB6xqOZ

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/7HWt40R0VM Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/kfNTT5J4YW It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[kim @kimchui]

http://t.co/V4qDc8DqJc No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.