Kim Cribari

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[Kim Cribari @KimCribs]

I need this more than anything 🥺❤

[Kim Cribari @KimCribs]

@APat1103 😍😱 this is my movie soundtrack to my life omg thank you!!!

[Kim Cribari @KimCribs]

Especially after a long week or a rough day. This was the cure 🥺

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

bank account: $1400
me at the crystal shop: bring me the infinity stones

[🌞𝐇𝐞𝐱𝐱𝐱𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐢𝐢 🌞 @HexxxMamiii]

Direct deposit: $1400
Me at The crystal shop : Bring me Stevie nicks

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

the horse has now officially left the hospital

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

Emotions aren’t masculine or feminine. they’re human. normalize them.

[Kim Cribari @KimCribs]

Co-worker: what do you think my sign is?
Me: Gemini?
Her: Nope
Me: whats your moon?
Her: Gemini
Me:

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Cleo Abram @cleoabram]

today’s the last day a woman has never been vice president

[Kim Cribari @KimCribs]

@sunflower_sav In professors minds pandemic really equals retirement. I have seen nothing but slacking on my end as a student lmao

[Kim Cribari @KimCribs]

@sunflower_sav I feel so angry for you. The disrespect!!!

[Kim Cribari @KimCribs]

Girls really will flirt to the extreme and be in a relationship

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

you can reset your brain to factory settings by staring at the ocean for 45 mins

[꧁ꨄ𝐷𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑒𝐷𝑥𝑟𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠ꨄ꧂ @divinedxrkness]

I can officially say I’ve worn a mask more than a bra this year

[Shana Knizhnik @shanakn]

The “pro-life” movement and the death penalty are in fact completely compatible, as it’s never actually been about life, but rather state control of marginalized people’s bodies.