Kim Kirchner

Sometimes I write things I really should have kept to myself.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Be wary of men with thin skin.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

(parody) hi im elon musk i have every dollar an i put them up my butt (satiré)

[Kim Kirchner @kimhasideas]

Anybody else pin their entire self-worth on their ability to hit "Genius" on the day's #Nytspellingbee ?

[Kim Kirchner @kimhasideas]

I'm at the stage of my life where $3.99 marinated pork loin is a Very Big Deal.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

thanx 4 admitting big birb IS the govermnent. go home theodore we make the lawes now.

[Kim Kirchner @kimhasideas]

I could channel all these feelings into some real, insightful writing, but I could also play "The Only Living Boy in New York" over and over for two straight days.

Choices.

[Kim Kirchner @kimhasideas]

It isn't fair that I have to live with these long, spindly witch fingers but I'm still hopeless at the guitar.