Kimberly

[Kimberly @kimi491]

The title of my memoir: "Like all interesting things in life, it's complicated"

[Kimberly @kimi491]

Okay, but Dead To Me is the perfect show. Their use of ‘its okay’ has blown me away, the story line is captivating, and I was hooked from the beginning.

[Kimberly @kimi491]

#NoRomoBro - E

[Kimberly @kimi491]

@KevinSro You’re the sexiest MF I know. Don’t let anyone (including yourself) make you doubt that. 😘

[Kimberly @kimi491]

Smile through the tears,
Laugh through the pain

[ANDRO GIN 🏰 @AndroGinKing]

And here you have it folks. The chronicles of Mr Snail

[Kimberly @kimi491]

@SJSchauer Gladly signing up to be a part of an army of gorgeous people

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Great British Bake-off and custom made pjs make for a perfect Saturday morning.

[Kimberly @kimi491]

‘I figured that’s Cameron your Diaz’ - #drunk Jim @CameronDiaz

[Kimberly @kimi491]

Wine Wednesday, except instead of wine it’s Captain Morgan

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Get the waterproof mascara because @hodakotb could not stop crying from laughing during her interview with @MsSarahPaulson & Cate Blanchett (and even had to call in @savannahguthrie for help)! #Oceans8

[Kimberly @kimi491]

I kinda want to shave my head into a Mohawk. Good thing I’m at work, and have to keep my impulses in check.

[Kimberly @kimi491]

Life is not being super kind right now. I’m very concerned on where the next few weeks/months are taking me.

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@KevinSro That’s just basic human decency! Wtf?

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Made a gross realization and now I want to disappear

[Kimberly @kimi491]

When your best friend takes a bomb pic of you, you put it on all social media platforms

[Kimberly @kimi491]

Getting wine drunk and watching stand ups on Netflix. Happy Saturday!

[Kimberly @kimi491]

Is crying while doing the dishes an employable skill? #relatable?

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@KevinSro DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THIS?! Fuck you kevin. I love you 💜💜

[Kimberly @kimi491]

I can’t believe they made a movie about my ex! Meg is the perfect name for a giant man eater #TheMeg #TheMegMovie