Kimberly McGowan.

vibin&thrivin.

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

came home to a butt ass naked mexican in my pool..... #helloneighbor

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

@JuJuQs she’s pregnant again!! with a sperm donaaaaa

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

my girlfriend told me she wished she could do more for me i said “you buy me weed; that’s enough”

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

@morganbeetyx3 i stopped what i was doing and said shut the fuck up

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

your entire life is a lie.

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

@morganbeetyx3 that’s low key a dream of mine…. i know gross i’m just obsessed w/ llamas

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

thanksgiving thoughts; me & shar got matching tattoos YEARS ago & hers is on her thumb/finger……

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

im trying to be a uhaul lesbian but w/ a bitch from vegas like let me & my three kids move in.

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

@BeccaVanderHorn 🤷🏼‍♀️🤪

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

my “girlfriend” hasn’t talked to me since 10:30 this morning….. if i have a girl come over is that cheating……? 🙈

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

just signed up to be on a bisexual dating show…. let’s see what happens

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

coming to terms with the fact i am 1000000000% lesbian 👅👅👅

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

one thing about me is if we are in the talking stage & you piss me off… we are done talking & you are officially dead to me.

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

if you have me on snap low key sorry i am in full savage mode

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

@JuJuQs facts

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

someone talk me out of going to AC by my damn self tonight because my drunk ass will get kidnapped by myself

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

this girl wanted me to spend the weekend w/ her i told her i cant lesve booms all weekend she said NO JOKEA this bitch goes “bring booms aren’t you guys a package deal” LIKE YES WE ARE SEE YOU AFTER LABOR DAY WEEKEND

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

@BeccaVanderHorn last time you saw me obviously

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

one day you’ll realize i was the only one who actually rode for you

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

@JuJuQs you are the best

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

but she’s not here to tell me i can’t get three fish & name them ed edd & eddy so off to the pet store i go

[Kimberly McGowan. @kimiiee_coe]

the one thing i miss about shar is she was stuck hanging out with me & i always had someone to hangout with… now it’s me & me. lol