kim janis

just a silly goose 🪿

[kim janis @kimjlammers]

I got mad compliments on this fit today. People are so nice 🥺

[Jen L @jenlouiseee]

Usher was everything my millennial heart wanted

#SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #halftimeshow

[rocky @WAYSTIAR]

usher, lil jon, and ludacris being together again literally felt like the avengers assembling for the first time in a decade

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Asking for a sick day feels so infantalizing, composing a professional email to be like “I frew up”

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

This is the music toads listen to, I can’t explain it but it is

[Miss B @MissBThe3rd]

Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It’s like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot.

[trash jones @jzux]

does anyone else feel like their short-term memory has gotten scary worse? someone will ask me what I did that weekend and i will genuinely have to check my calendar to remember

[wengel @wengelll]

this is a bit hard to process… he has ipad face

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

saw a toddler smacking his sibling and his mum said “you know what? you’ve been like this ever since you started watching pokemon again. so let’s put 2+2 together” and the toddler screaming “it’s NOT because of pokemon!!!”

[bug girl @buggirl]

i feel like i missed my chance to have a girlfriend group bc all girls already have their little girlfriend groups so it’s too late i just have to rot by my self

[kim janis @kimjlammers]

I’ve had jobs I applied for contact me 6+ months later like ??? too little too late lmao

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Jobs will call you back a MONTH after you applied… like I already lost everything

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

This looks like it belongs in a studio ghibli film https://t.co/D2JHG1pQkR

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

They should have put these guys in the barbie movie

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

me hearing the ufo news

[Mario🫧🧜🏽‍♀️ @mmdisney200]

This is really cool #Barbie

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Barbie’s opening weekend was $337M. That’s nearly 2x Oppenheimer’s $174M.

Warner Brother's insane ”Operation Barbie Summer” is a big part of that success.

These are 50 of the team's most amazing marketing stunts:

1. 3D ad in front of Burj Khalifa

[Emmy Cicierega @EmmyCic]

I only want art made by human beings and I want those human beings to be paid well and stoked about living their dream

[❦ @saintdoII]

THEE BEST LOOK BY FAR!!! margot robbie wearing custom vivienne westwood at the london premiere of barbie, inspired by the 1960 ‘enchanted evening’ doll

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Amazing octopus stretching its tentacles to form a huge balloon filmed by EVNautilus at a depth of around 1,600 meters (5,250 feet).