MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”
MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”
The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.
My theory on why Kate Middleton hasn't been seen for so long is that she's being forced to train separately after refusing to apologise to Erik ten Hag for claiming that the manager was untruthful regarding her exclusion from the squad earlier in the season.
@gigaclear hi my internet is down in East Hertfordshire, SG11 1RL. It’s been down since roughly 8am. Is there a problem? And when will it be back up please?
I feel like I'm going mad, every politician is like "the killing of civilians is never acceptable and that's why we must stand with Israel as it drops apartment blocks on children."
The ultimate tragedy is that it didn't have to be like this. In 2005, the leaders of the Palestinians had a choice - to build their own Tel Aviv in Gaza, or to continue to try to destroy someone else's.
Imagine if all the aid money that has been siphoned off to spend on tunnels, rockets and guns had been spent on civilian infrastructure instead. Why is it a "prison camp"? Because the leaders preferred to send suicide bombers across the border instead of trading freely with their neighbours. They could have made their own desert bloom. Instead, *this*.
Heart-breaking.
I met Field Marshal Inge once, in his club on Pall Mall. I was having a fancy day out as guest of a cavalry mate. We’d been larking about in St James Palace all day and were in full blues, eating dinner at the club. He came over to admire our pitiful single medal ribbons. He must have been over 75 at this point.
“Gentlemen, how marvellous to see uniforms in here. What medal ribbon is that?”
“Afghanistan, sir.”
“Haven’t got that one. Need to bloody well get myself over there.”
Legend.