Gavin Jackson

"You follow the rabbit down the hole and you emerge in a wonderland..."

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

On a stag do in Cologne with @Redknapp. He’s having a great time! @SoccerSaturday

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

This guy has a rare gift nowadays. Critical thinking.

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@sainsburys hi, i’m expecting a delivery between 7:30-8:30 but i don’t have a receipt or an email. What is happening please? Order #864911590

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@sainsburys That worked, thank you. That advice would’ve been helpful when i first raised the issue in January!

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@sainsburys the function to convert nectar points to coupons in your app doesn’t work. Please fix it

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@sainsburys Hi, this still doesn’t work in the app or in a browser. Are you going to bother to fix it?

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

My theory on why Kate Middleton hasn't been seen for so long is that she's being forced to train separately after refusing to apologise to Erik ten Hag for claiming that the manager was untruthful regarding her exclusion from the squad earlier in the season.

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@sainsburys Hi, i’ve reported that the function to convert nectar points into vouchers on your app doesn’t work. It’s still broken, please fix it

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@sainsburys Hi, this still doesn’t work?

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@sainsburys No because it’s on the app as i said

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@Vitality_UK I walked 3.9m steps!!

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@gigaclear hi my internet is down in East Hertfordshire, SG11 1RL. It’s been down since roughly 8am. Is there a problem? And when will it be back up please?

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@laurenlaverne can you somehow play this genius? #peoplesplaylist https://t.co/yNpT1moGKB

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Jude Bellingham has now equalled Zidane’s best goals tally in a season for Real Madrid

It’s October.

[Gary Dunion 🍉 @garydunion]

I feel like I'm going mad, every politician is like "the killing of civilians is never acceptable and that's why we must stand with Israel as it drops apartment blocks on children."

[Andrew J. Willshire @ajwillshire]

The ultimate tragedy is that it didn't have to be like this. In 2005, the leaders of the Palestinians had a choice - to build their own Tel Aviv in Gaza, or to continue to try to destroy someone else's.

Imagine if all the aid money that has been siphoned off to spend on tunnels, rockets and guns had been spent on civilian infrastructure instead. Why is it a "prison camp"? Because the leaders preferred to send suicide bombers across the border instead of trading freely with their neighbours. They could have made their own desert bloom. Instead, *this*.

Heart-breaking.

[Gavin Jackson @kimjongchilling]

@AmandaHinds1

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Life rarely follows a formula. Lessons in Chemistry premieres 13 October on Apple TV+, starring @brielarson. Based on the acclaimed bestselling novel.

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

I met Field Marshal Inge once, in his club on Pall Mall. I was having a fancy day out as guest of a cavalry mate. We’d been larking about in St James Palace all day and were in full blues, eating dinner at the club. He came over to admire our pitiful single medal ribbons. He must have been over 75 at this point.

“Gentlemen, how marvellous to see uniforms in here. What medal ribbon is that?”

“Afghanistan, sir.”

“Haven’t got that one. Need to bloody well get myself over there.”

Legend.

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

HS2 now feels very much at the point where Kevin McCloud reappears to find the wife gone.