kim kirby

Currently residing in htown, but NOLA is where my heart is. WHO DAT NATION.

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

One of my many toxic traits: texting people, “Can I ask you a question?”, knowing damn well that person just started questioning everything they’ve ever done in their life.

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

It’s crazy to me that when I walk outside and it’s only 90 I think to myself “ahhh fall is coming!”

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

I just love laboring on Labor Day

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

It’s 2023 and these males still out here being so insecure and OUTRAGED about having women as their boss.

Sounds like a personal problem boo 👸🏻

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

Like, does Apple have a dictionary somewhere of what all the emojis mean? Cause it’s hella awkward when you realize you’ve been using an emoji wrong for years. Like, did I ever send that inappropriately to someone??

#😏

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

It’s not that I mind waking up at 6 am, it’s that waking up before the sun feels like cruel and unusual punishment.

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

I always love when someone tries to talk shit about my profession, like they are too good for it. No amount of money could make me trade my career for yours. And I don’t have to promote myself to get these coins baby 💁🏻‍♀️🤑

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

@LexieHazlett Giiiiirl I wish! Maybe for Halloween 🤞🏽

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

When it’s august 11 and you realize you have 3 weeks of vacation to use by the end of November, and you have to request a month in advance 🙃🙃🤦🏻‍♀️

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

I always love that no matter who I tell about my childhood trauma and how I hated being called “Kimmy,” they always get a good laugh when they realize I’m just being dramatic. Alllll thanks to Kimmy fucking Gibbler! 😂

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

It’s not that I’m the “nice one,” it’s that I’m approachable. I’m sympathetic, and I speak to people in a way that doesn’t make them feel stupid. And people respect me even if they don’t like my response. That’s what makes me “that bitch.” Thank you ✌🏽

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

If only my Face ID refused my drunk face as much as it does my next morning face….

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

I was wondering why I slept so good this morning……no construction across the street because good friday 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

@tordior_tweets Saaaame!

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

Is it just me or did Snapchat put the video chat button in the most inconvenient place? Like I’m just trying to exit this ridiculous chat and you wanna call a m’fer up like I’m trying to talk to them??? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

@celestecmorales Like c’mon maaaan! I’m good 🤦🏻‍♀️

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

When an old man tells you “I don’t bite, you can come sit by me so you can see the game better!” after you already told him you could see the tv perfectly fine 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[kim kirby @kimk4420]

Currently rewatching all the super bowl half time shows with my mom and I’m LIVING! #imstillobsessedwithkatyperry in case you were wondering 😍