Kim Lamb

Realtor at Realty ONE Group Dynamic

[Kim Lamb @kimlamb4]

@Vegas_Legacy_ Top of the World!

[Kim Lamb @kimlamb4]

@JacobsVegasLife B!

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Kim Lamb @kimlamb4]

@John_Mehaffey @vegasstarfish You are right. Show one property you are a player. MGM and Caesars properties do not care if you gamble a few hundred dollars. Smaller properties have the best offers. We stay at Strat and get a suite, food offers and $850 free play. I have cards elsewhere but no comparison

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@HawkEmDownChris Sons of Anarchy

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@oelma__ Nunya

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@BB4377282174133 I feel for the kids. But, the government needs to start a deportation process. Canadians deserve our housing and health care back.

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@JasonRounder @DerekJStevens @CircaLasVegas @theDlasvegas @GoldenGateVegas It’s common knowledge that no one under 21 is allowed!

[Kim Lamb @kimlamb4]

@RachelEReilly Does she still live in Regina?

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This video by Canada is ingenious and catchy too. It’s about the Tariff War that Trump started with them. 🇨🇦

[Kim Lamb @kimlamb4]

@darrenc777 @VitalVegas We only come in the summer months. Pool season.

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@glenn_tunes I get the media can spin things. But at the end of the day he has not kept one promise he has made to you people other than no more open borders. He did not stop the Ukraine war day one. The economy is fucked. Food and gas prices up. “No more new wars”. How many useless wars?

[Kim Lamb @kimlamb4]

@Sal_Robins2 Nope! Never. I couldn’t find a better husband than the one I have. He treats me like gold. Plus, I can not imagine another man seeing me naked🤣. 20 years ago maybe🤣

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@mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA Can not wait until July 11! I will be there!

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@its1stclassCAM Sierra is ridiculous. Such a drama Queen. Girl, you dated for a few months 2 years ago. Kyle treated Amanda like shit and West has always been the one to step in and demand he apologize. I hope West and Amanda are happy together.

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@BravoTV OC

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@RayNayNay3 @justdavenow89 What a bunch of crap🤣

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@lady_valor_07 I think we’re alone now.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Pretty Woman

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@Matt_Pinner The Pitt