Kimberly Lambert

Lover of music. Lover of a good party. Lover of my life. 30 years old.

[Kimberly Lambert @kimlambert]

Getting rid of this account today when I sell my phone. If u want to join the adventures, go follow my new account: @thekimlambert.
Holla!

[Kimberly Lambert @kimlambert]

New iPhone 6 came in the mail today! I have no idea what my twitter account info is and isn't transferring.. So there's that.

[Kimberly Lambert @kimlambert]

The good thing is, I'm not bleeding from my eyeballs so I can rule out Ebola. I'm also out of NyQuil, but we have ZzQuil.. Same thing.

[Kimberly Lambert @kimlambert]

@Aye_Ruckus just thankful it's not an everyday situation.

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...And I woke up feeling worse today. Thank God Jeremy has today off. I can barely take care of myself, much less a 7yr old. 😷😔😨💤💤💤💤

[Kimberly Lambert @kimlambert]

Just drank the last of the NyQuil. Here's hoping I feel better tomorrow..

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Pretending to be happy for a whole week, sucks. 😔

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@senor_soze Hahahahaha. Did you do a loop on the access road?!

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mo_diddy_ is getting desperate and heartless in #FantasyFootball this year! http://t.co/Fa29zXqNFI

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I'm sick as fuck and drugged out on NyQuil. Luda has no dog food, so she's gonna eat some chicken nuggies with me for lunch. Come home J!!!!

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@SandlinAndy you were right. Bryan Callan was hilarious.

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I'm sick every time Emy comes to visit. I'm almost positive it's my body rejecting children. Time for lazy Netflix days in bed.

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My new iPhone is just sitting in a warehouse 5 mins from my place. I want to go get it so bad!!! http://t.co/BDh8HeNpjW

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Anyone ever been to Knoxville? Need hotel suggestions. Something centrally located, walking distance or short uber to bars, food etc..

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Luda and I have decided we are just gonna cuddle on the couch together all day. #lazysaturday

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@SandlinAndy nice! We're going with some friends to the 8pm. Looking forward to it! Let me know if y'all decide to go, We'll meet for drinks

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@dpalm66 “@WhatTheFFacts: Over 50 WWE wrestlers that competed in the 1990s are now dead.”

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@senor_soze or work in any establishment where sandwiches make up to 10% of their revenue.. Time to get a big boy job!

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@senor_soze I didn't say I was boycotting, stop yelling at me! Was just saying sorry to the peeps that won't have a job for 2 years.

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@senor_soze then there's this ridiculous clause the employees actually signed: http://t.co/SkV4lUjnZP