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I have Country Crock

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will never not ugly cry when michael proposes to holly. he waited so long for her 😭

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if it weren't for my sister i'd be in a ball on the floor after work every day until sleep. I really don't have words except that

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what is going on -epithet

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doing hoe shit minus the actual hoe shit

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when cardi b said:
You even got me trippin', you got me lookin' in the mirror different
Thinkin' I'm flawed because you inconsistent

felt.

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@whiskeymyers 200,000,001

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could I be...domesticated?

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The one that got away = no lawyer fees

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What do you say when your two best friends in the world are going through hell? How do you make it okay to express you’re happier than you’ve ever been when the people you cherish the most are down bad? Please advise.

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Breaking generational curses by not having children

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You cannot convince me that Dr Wilson from House is not a robot

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Is taylor swift manic rn..?

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If you make your child feel like a failure, they will grow up believing that’s what they are.

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To the lady in that commercial who dips a strawberry into sour cream and eats it: we are all throwing up.

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Yessss

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Sometimes the only reason I drink at family functions is because I don’t want them to think I’m pregnant. Not pregnant. Just fat.

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I mean I see your point but it’s stupid

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Does anyone else find AI photos creepy and a little desperate?

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I’m going to be mentally unstable for Halloween, just like last year.

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You think you’re cute having 2 conversations with your bestie on 2 platforms but me & mine have 5 platform conversations going, each one better than the last