Kimbo Slice

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

@BarnetCouncil sort your website out

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

Took two days sick leave off work just to catch up on eastenders

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

Anyone got UNiDAYS that can get me a discount code plssssss?

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

@limebike no regard for pedestrians or those with disabilities today when trying to make coin off the tube strikes, absolutely packing the pavements with bikes

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

@TfL there’s a first….

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

Not being funny but what happened to just having a sandwich for lunch rather than like an Asian rice bowls or 6 different sides/salads from farmer js

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Moo b*tch get out the way 🎵

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

Me Saturday and Sunday :

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

Actually quite sad when you try to support people when they need it but no one’s gonna help support you when you need it

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

I just don’t need to be seeing everyone’s sunny Glastonbury posts for the next 5 days

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

Why do I love traffic cops so much

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

Not even done the marathon yet and I’m looking at ultras - who do I think I am

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

Does anyone wanna quit their job and go travelling ?

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

I miss the days when there used to be spare seats on flights and you might acc get 3 seats to yourself

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

How was getting jls tickets harder than getting glasto tickets

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

@stellataljaard @invis4yo Why is that me 😂😂

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

I miss playing shitty drama games and it and games like that

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

You know when you just know from the moment u wake up things are gonna happen that u cannot control in your day

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

I kinda miss wearing school uniform

[Kimbo Slice @KimMarsh_]

I need a pep talk and some motivation from anyone to go run a 19km on a Thursday evening!