kimi

always kimmitted to the bit

[kimi @kimmberr_]

life feels a lot like trying to “get this bread” but you’re “gluten intolerant” and “can’t eat it”

[kimi @kimmberr_]

@samreich semantics or sam antics

[kimi @kimmberr_]

@juliawolfnyc @SCRObaby add san diego 😔

[kimi @kimmberr_]

@erinlecount cd or vinyl drop to celebrate 🕯️🫶

[kimi @kimmberr_]

what if I just poked someone on fb that I haven’t talked to in 7 years

[kimi @kimmberr_]

a cooking show where the judges are allergic to everything and can’t eat any of the dishes

[kimi @kimmberr_]

shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lover, a fire burning on the dance floor, AND a melody in my head? the 2000s were busy for shawty

[MAGGIE LINDEMANN @MaggieLindemann]

well yes

[kimi @kimmberr_]

@MaggieLindemann Do we still get to be emo

[kimi @kimmberr_]

@jillnochill At least 3

[kimi @kimmberr_]

it’s kinda whack that doing things takes time out of your day. what do you mean going to the post office subtracts from my rot time

[kimi @kimmberr_]

I’ve already moved onto my fall playlist and I need the weather to kindly comply

[kimi @kimmberr_]

it would be so nice, so demure, to never hear the word demure again

[kimi @kimmberr_]

@jillnochill it must be bc u just blue me away

[kimi @kimmberr_]

@jillnochill formal request for a cat thread too

[kimi @kimmberr_]

“the lizard was a kimi escort” is exactly what i was typing, thank you iphone

[kimi @kimmberr_]

I don’t believe in having enemies until I’m at a concert and a tall person inevitably ends up right in front of me

[kimi @kimmberr_]

is it called being sappy bc the emotions would also taste better with some pancakes?

[kimi @kimmberr_]

“What’s the name, The Decadent Potato Society?” -my mom trying to remember The Tortured Poets Department

[kimi @kimmberr_]

coffee ice cream with melatonin chaser

[kimi @kimmberr_]

at the age of 26, i, kimi, have just received my first bee sting 😞