Crying Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel when he’s crying

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@MKIATPIS You beat a vaping Arab?

Congrats.

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@NicHulscher Could it be that people who use more sunscreen are in the sun more often, you fucking retards?

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@MayorFrey Or start a Learing Center with no kids and steal millions.

You suck donkey balls.

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@wkusam123 @IfindRetards As a liar, you mean. #ConservativeMyAss

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@MarcoFoster_ I wonder how many unvetted illegals John C. Reilly is currently housing. Maybe there are some paroled killers he could invite into his home and offer a second chance.

The disingenuousness is stunning.

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@Jimothy25780304 @ArturFufkin @LeeBees1965 @ImMeme0 He’s comparing theft with theft, you unbelievable retard.

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@ShamsCharania Oh good. Maybe he can turn more young people into racist cunts like he is.

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@JamesPMNFan @Royals My vegetarian cat agrees.

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@Tony_alex21 @BarackObama Fueled identity politics & racial grievance (Cambridge, Trayvon, Ferguson)

Pushed “You didn’t build that,” “bitter clingers,” 99% vs 1%

Weaponized IRS against conservatives, spied on journalists, bypassed Congress. Polls show he left us more polarized.

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@_VitaMC_ @iluv_kaylen @Viralvid_89 He started an altercation by destroying property and shoving the clipboard. The fact that you’re an idiot doesn’t change that.

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@Eastsidecrazy67 @TheOfficerTatum It’s almost like violence and crime is more newsworthy, you fucking retard.

You want a medal for obeying the law?
#LowExpectations

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@Eastsidecrazy67 @TheOfficerTatum Maybe they should be at home raising their kids.

Oh wait, black men don’t do that anymore. So whiny, entitled, bitch-ass women have whiny, entitled, bitch-ass kids.

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@RGIII @BaylorEnglish Who teaching your classes? They failing.

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@RGIII “Cheating” is not a complete verb by itself here — it’s a present participle. You need “is” to make the present continuous tense: “If she is cheating…”
#Baylor

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@RobinDuggan3 Obama spent $35 million on it, but left it with severe algae and leaking millions of gallons per year.

Trump’s repair will be cheaper and more effective.

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@MelikAbdul_ @DreAllDay Quite the builders.

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@MelikAbdul_ Knock yourself out. Luckily no one gives a fuck what you do.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ @Simpsonsgetit @CoVet_81 You’re literally stupid.

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@GCAP0L0GIST @MisterSchozz @GigglingGanon Enjoy being felt up by authorities. But it’s 2026. You could just come out of the closet.

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@CryptidPolitics Maybe the camera guy should show some respect for the Anthem instead of roaming around trying to start shit.