Kimmer Warburton

I'm feeling supersonic, give me gin and tonic

[Colander 🩵 @colander20]

Type of shit James May would say to Jeremy Clarkson after he damages James’ car

[mary. @femcelera]

valley girls giving blowjobs for louboutins, what you call that? head over heels

[Leyre!! 🩷 @CillBrina]

This was so iconic

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Manager: “You’ve been late 4 times this week. Do you know what that means?”

Me: “Must be Thursday.”

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Boy i sure hope i don’t get touched by the stingray that makes you take your pants off

The stingray that makes you take your pants off:

[Esckla @esckla]

Un compañero le está preguntando al profe de Economía sobre blanquear plata

[GothamChief 🦇 @GothamChief]

When I heard that accent slip in #Lanterns

"SPEAK UHP" 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[wex @lexiebu]

we’re losing the ancient texts

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[eclair @evilclaire]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

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[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Succesfully wasted 67% of 2026

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

This song could wake me up out of a coma

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jon Bernthal earnestly spouting "But you think you understand the inventory of Home Depot" is going right to the VIP area of memory storage.

[lana @4lifeevanpeters]

ahs was peak humor back in the day😭😭

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

whenever we don’t know something my roommate and I say “we don’t kNoW!” and then the other one finishes “…fur sURE!”

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I’ve just been diagnosed as being BIBLICAL i fucking knew it

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

she said she transferred from los angeles your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort