Kimberly Pizzo

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

Is Bella Thorne okay...

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

I wanna know who tf heard Russell Crowe sing and thought “omg yes he shall be in the movie of the greatest Broadway show ever made”

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

When it’s the night before you start a diet and you treat yourself to Mickey D’s one last time and your mom throws it out............. <<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

I’m totally reliving my youth with Taylor Swift’s re-recordings. I feel like I’m listening to Love Story for the first time again #TaylorsVersion

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

I hate Nicholas Cage with the fire of 1000 suns, but god damn do I love National Treasure

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

Brenda Song is annoying

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You have to trust the process of things falling apart several times, it’s a critical component to finding success.

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

Also watching Monica fall in love with Richard makes me want a 40 year old man too

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

Holy shit. Watching season 2 of friends I’m realizing they were MY AGE. THEY WERE 27 omfg

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

Can someone explain to me why it’s a trend to shake your bare ass in a fucking grocery store

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

If I see one more person wearing a mask and it’s not covering their fucking nose I’m going to lose my shit

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

@morroneterri YOU TAUGHT ME THE NEW SHOE THING

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

The greatest Karen alive, the true MVP: one night @tayklein1 and I came home drunk and all we wanted was soup. My saint of a mother threw some bouillon cubes in a pot and made us some homemade broth in a mug #soupsisters

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

There is something truly wrong with me how much I love soup

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

IS 13 REASONS WHY KIDDING WITH THAT FUCKING FINALE #13reasonswhyseason4

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

@meggilmoree ALL THE TIME

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

My fucking Harry Styles concert got rescheduled to October 2021 and I just think I might pass out forever

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

Those emergency alert messages that just pop up on your tv make me feel like I’m in the hunger games. Absolutely terrifying

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

And Netflix?!?!?! WTFFFF

[Kimberly Pizzo @kimmipizzo]

IS ANYONE ELSE EXPERIENCING COMPLETE FUCKERY ON DISNEY PLUS RIGHT NOW