Kimberley O'Malley

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

What is it with boys being fucking dicks and not realising what’s in front of them?? Instead they get with a 2 behind the 10s back

[Summer D @Daisysummer05]

Watch as thus British show host unleashes 2 minutes straight on her own government!

It's beautiful, elect her as PM... STAT!!!

This is way Americans are FED up with Demoncrats!

[samantha. @semisami_]

its like soon as September hit nothing stops. Events after events, work after work, birthdays after birthdays, 😭😭😭😭😭😭 like nothing slows down till after January 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

You’d think after a decade of fake tan I would get better at it but unfortunately I have not, thank god the dark nights are back x

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

@jjadebuchanan

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Jade wrote me a cute card for finishing uni and my dad had a tear in his eye and my Chanel said it’s cause my day is going to DIE sooon

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Needing to watch an episode of Brooklyn 99 to help me sleep after binging criminal minds for 3 hours 🤣🤣

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

If people posting old pictures for my birthday isn’t enough to make me go on a diet I don’t know what will 🙃🙃

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

I’ve had so many functions the past week and drank 5/7 days and the fraud prevention team phoned me this morning asking if someone had stole my card 🤣🤣🤣

[Jenni @hashjenni]

No valentine, no situationship, no roaster, NOT EVEN a talking stage, Just..single

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

@ChaneMchugh Hahahhaha I was still snoozing when I sent that 🤣🤣

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Wrote in the chat I had a bad dream and jade asked what it was about so I said ‘my house got broken into and it was only me in’, chanel only read the part about my house getting broke into and was texting me at 2:30 to make sure I was okay and getting ready to phone my mum 🤣🤣🤣

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Need to do a 10 minute presentation in class and answer Q&A at the end. I spoke 100mph no one had questions and prob thought wtf did she just say 🙃🙃

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Chanels baby scans are making me so excited and emosh I need to know the baby’s features hands, feet, eyes, smile! Honestly considering patching Oz at this point 🥲🥲🥲

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Got 9 submissions and 2 presentations to do before I go to Oz in 10 weeks smh 🙃🙃

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

My mum that Charlie and the boys were civilised table and drinks and someone in the queue went mate you’ll be covered in piss and beer in 10 minutes 🤣🤣

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

First day of my masters and we are doing icebreakers saying what job we want to do etc and I’m in a group with someone who wants to work in interpol and someone who wants to work in morocco intelligence unit and then there’s me who’s just says I’m winging it 🙃🙃🙃

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

I’ll marry the person that can go to a family event with me and still like me afterwards

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Don’t understand the need to take boots on holiday, that would be the last thing I would wanna wear! Pure sweaty feet 🤣

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Thank you Jan! I had a great day x

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Why am I so last minute, Graduating tomorrow and that’s me just started to look for an outfit 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kimberley O'Malley @kimmomalley]

Was sitting at graduation and the beginning of mamma Mia was playing in my head ready for a musical breakout of I kissed the teacher