just thinking about the time my friend and i were watching a soccer game and the announcer said “liverpool is now playing with ten men” and my friend turned to me and said “what a coincidence, so are you”
If you need a pickup, try the song Dolly made with Pitbull. At first, I thought she was just featured because he wanted to use the chorus of 9 to 5, but then he's like, "take it dolly, dale hur hur hur," and she has a rap verse thanking Pitbull for being a feminist
This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time
-Spain condemns Israel
-Netanyahu says “Spain will pay the ultimate price.”
-Spain is flooded with thousands of Moroccan migrants
-Israel congratulates Morocco for the first time ever on social media