Da Ruler 👑

My silence and the way of thinking

[Da Ruler 👑 @Kimpals2]

I'am following you now 💕 drop your handles

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

If you are btwn 18 to 24,

Ukienda ku register for ID sai, they will ask you hadi burial permit ya your great grandmother

You are a threat

Ku -renew nayo hawana shida, your details are already kwa system

Unaona hii Mkale sura nyoko Ruto ameweka Transport

That is the most dangerous IT guy in Kenya

Nyi watu hamjui how power works. Forget akina Sudi,

Chirchir is the only man akipigia Ruto, hata akiwa choo, the poop will have to wait Kipchirchir aongee na Chirchir

He does not talk much. But is lethal

Now the juicy part is that Uhuru knows this

Si aliwa rigia 2017. And 2022 while Rao was busy taking shots za Glenfidich Serena

Kitu system inasahau, it is 2026!

Uhuru's family owns half of Kenya. So aki amua pia kuleta Chirchir wake, ataleta! He has the resources

ICT wake was a topshot Google. Wa Ruto ni drug dealer Kabogo

Wacha nisiseme mingi nichome

Your take home is that 2027 it is battle of Titans. It is deeper than most of you comprehend

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Marcus Rashford formally returns to Manchester United as €30m buy option clause for Barcelona has now expired.

No decision on future yet as Barça are still keen on keeping Marcus but only on loan.

Man United taking their time to make decision.

[Eric @amerix]

7 cardinal sins that you should overcome:

• Pride

• Envy

• Gluttony

• Greed

• Lust

• Sloth

• Wrath

Shun them.

Don't be part of them.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Gloria Orwoba has 3 kids

All by different men

Because she is ugly like an Ebola corpse

She got upset when akina Nyamu and Lematian got attention

Ooh" waliomba kuma nikawanyima"

Who in their right mind wants to plough a maggot infested cactus?

Lodged between slavery wannabe on a Wig?

If anyone in SENATE wanted to fuck Orwoba, angeshatoa receipts kitaambo!

Matiang'i has refused to be seduced by a chimpanzee in red lipstick

Her response?

"Brother, your American advisors are bla bla"

Matiang'i was a Kenyan advising WORLD BANK

Kalisha rasa chini. Ghasia

ORWOBA ni liabity

Akatingishe kinembe DCP

[Eric @amerix]

First, they will ignore you,

Then, they will mock you,

Then, they will laugh at you,

Then, they will betray you,

Then, they will fight you,

Then, YOU WIN.

Keep going. Refuse to be distracted.

[Eric @amerix]

Wake up!

A man sleeping at this hour is an embarrassment to himself, his parents and his lineage.

Wake up!

Be useful.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

As a man, you should be more afraid of being poor than being unmarried.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Actually no. Saw this argument coming

I and Babu is like Farouq Kibet and Ruto

Others can have positions, but ni yeye kupiga watu ngoto SH

I wish you knew how powerful that class 2 drop out is

If you are smart, you would know what I tweet is not toooo far from 😉

Dumb ass

[Eric @amerix]

On the 5Ms of Masculinity,

The fourth M is MATERIAL.

A man must own something.

• Land.
• Tools.
• Livestock.
• A business.
• Intellectual property.

Assets give options, liabilities take them away.

Therefore, stop consuming and start producing.

Start acquiring.

#ManDay

[Lydia Warui @LGWarui]

Monday 🌸

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Babu does have a soft spot for Pauline Njoroge

He has tried to reconcile us before, it bore no gravitus

But I love that Man for a myriad of reasons. One being, he accepts Aoko the way she is

Nikikataa staki, he does not insist

I DO NOT LIKE PAULINE on principle. Hiyo hata Matiang'i, her party leader niliambia

One minute ako Uhuru. Then Gachagua. Kidogo, Kindiki. Oh Matiang'i. Ah, basi Sifuna

I mean! Even harlots have favourite clients!

So Babu told me, I respect your opinion, but she might my DG

Nikasema "ni sawa. My feelings towards her are not personal. Hakuna Dume tunavurugania kijoozi chake

Bora uingie city hall, sina shida

So acha niende page yake, nikuwe niki retweet vile ana support her potential boss."

Shock unto me! Shosh barely promotes Ongili. Posts zake ni "gik moko nono"

Mimi ata Ruto akisema ananieka hapo NIS, or foreign Affairs?

Aiii... kesho mnaona tu nikisema he has lost weight fasting for Kenya

So imagine kupewa DG NAIROBI. Si ukiamka kazi ni Babu tosha!

Ha! Not the Okuyu thing that her walls dried during World war 1! Already akina Hamisi washahepa movement

Nime cheka tu nikasema. Let me trust Ongili knows what he is doing owada

Mimi nitafungua curio shop Namibia maisha isonge ama nidandie Matiang'i wangu akirudi World Bank

Coz wueh!

[Eric @amerix]

On the 5Ms of Masculinity,

The last, and the fifth M is MONEY.

Money is feminine,

Just like a woman, it is attracted by Masculine Usefulness.

Money is stored labour, stored discipline and stored value.

M1 + M2 +M3 +M4 = M5

If you chase M5 without building the first 4Ms, you will collapse.

The marketplace rewards useful men.

Become valuable, and money will follow and stick with you.

#ManDay.

[Eric @amerix]

My esteemed followers, Good Morning,

Happy Man Day.

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

Kwani Githu mko wangapi? Asanteni sana Githurai for the overwhelming turnout.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🤍🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: “Konaté is a very aggressive defender, in the best sense. Never a bad move, he's tough in his marking, he wants his opponent to feel like they're going to have a rough night”.

“I love defenders like him on my team”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 More on Marc Cucurella to Real Madrid exclusive story.

Spanish left back will sign a long term deal valid for 6 years and has already agreed to the move.

Another fast deal in new Real Madrid style after Bernardo, Dumfries, Konaté. 🆕

🎥 https://t.co/uYX3CZJOmZ

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🫱🏻‍🫲🏿🇲🇦 Vinicius Jr: “Morocco has become a benchmark for many countries across Africa and beyond”.

“Congratulations to them for everything they’ve achieved”.

“They have incredibly talented guys with outstanding technical quality”.

[RemainAman @RemainAman]

The trend of scoring early and playing defensive is ruining this beautiful game.

#AusTur