If you are btwn 18 to 24,
Ukienda ku register for ID sai, they will ask you hadi burial permit ya your great grandmother
You are a threat
Ku -renew nayo hawana shida, your details are already kwa system
Unaona hii Mkale sura nyoko Ruto ameweka Transport
That is the most dangerous IT guy in Kenya
Nyi watu hamjui how power works. Forget akina Sudi,
Chirchir is the only man akipigia Ruto, hata akiwa choo, the poop will have to wait Kipchirchir aongee na Chirchir
He does not talk much. But is lethal
Now the juicy part is that Uhuru knows this
Si aliwa rigia 2017. And 2022 while Rao was busy taking shots za Glenfidich Serena
Kitu system inasahau, it is 2026!
Uhuru's family owns half of Kenya. So aki amua pia kuleta Chirchir wake, ataleta! He has the resources
ICT wake was a topshot Google. Wa Ruto ni drug dealer Kabogo
Wacha nisiseme mingi nichome
Your take home is that 2027 it is battle of Titans. It is deeper than most of you comprehend
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.
🚨 Marcus Rashford formally returns to Manchester United as €30m buy option clause for Barcelona has now expired.
No decision on future yet as Barça are still keen on keeping Marcus but only on loan.
Man United taking their time to make decision.
Gloria Orwoba has 3 kids
All by different men
Because she is ugly like an Ebola corpse
She got upset when akina Nyamu and Lematian got attention
Ooh" waliomba kuma nikawanyima"
Who in their right mind wants to plough a maggot infested cactus?
Lodged between slavery wannabe on a Wig?
If anyone in SENATE wanted to fuck Orwoba, angeshatoa receipts kitaambo!
Matiang'i has refused to be seduced by a chimpanzee in red lipstick
Her response?
"Brother, your American advisors are bla bla"
Matiang'i was a Kenyan advising WORLD BANK
Kalisha rasa chini. Ghasia
ORWOBA ni liabity
Akatingishe kinembe DCP
First, they will ignore you,
Then, they will mock you,
Then, they will laugh at you,
Then, they will betray you,
Then, they will fight you,
Then, YOU WIN.
Keep going. Refuse to be distracted.
Actually no. Saw this argument coming
I and Babu is like Farouq Kibet and Ruto
Others can have positions, but ni yeye kupiga watu ngoto SH
I wish you knew how powerful that class 2 drop out is
If you are smart, you would know what I tweet is not toooo far from 😉
Dumb ass
On the 5Ms of Masculinity,
The fourth M is MATERIAL.
A man must own something.
• Land.
• Tools.
• Livestock.
• A business.
• Intellectual property.
Assets give options, liabilities take them away.
Therefore, stop consuming and start producing.
Start acquiring.
#ManDay
Babu does have a soft spot for Pauline Njoroge
He has tried to reconcile us before, it bore no gravitus
But I love that Man for a myriad of reasons. One being, he accepts Aoko the way she is
Nikikataa staki, he does not insist
I DO NOT LIKE PAULINE on principle. Hiyo hata Matiang'i, her party leader niliambia
One minute ako Uhuru. Then Gachagua. Kidogo, Kindiki. Oh Matiang'i. Ah, basi Sifuna
I mean! Even harlots have favourite clients!
So Babu told me, I respect your opinion, but she might my DG
Nikasema "ni sawa. My feelings towards her are not personal. Hakuna Dume tunavurugania kijoozi chake
Bora uingie city hall, sina shida
So acha niende page yake, nikuwe niki retweet vile ana support her potential boss."
Shock unto me! Shosh barely promotes Ongili. Posts zake ni "gik moko nono"
Mimi ata Ruto akisema ananieka hapo NIS, or foreign Affairs?
Aiii... kesho mnaona tu nikisema he has lost weight fasting for Kenya
So imagine kupewa DG NAIROBI. Si ukiamka kazi ni Babu tosha!
Ha! Not the Okuyu thing that her walls dried during World war 1! Already akina Hamisi washahepa movement
Nime cheka tu nikasema. Let me trust Ongili knows what he is doing owada
Mimi nitafungua curio shop Namibia maisha isonge ama nidandie Matiang'i wangu akirudi World Bank
Coz wueh!
On the 5Ms of Masculinity,
The last, and the fifth M is MONEY.
Money is feminine,
Just like a woman, it is attracted by Masculine Usefulness.
Money is stored labour, stored discipline and stored value.
M1 + M2 +M3 +M4 = M5
If you chase M5 without building the first 4Ms, you will collapse.
The marketplace rewards useful men.
Become valuable, and money will follow and stick with you.
#ManDay.
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
🤍🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: “Konaté is a very aggressive defender, in the best sense. Never a bad move, he's tough in his marking, he wants his opponent to feel like they're going to have a rough night”.
“I love defenders like him on my team”.
🚨💣 More on Marc Cucurella to Real Madrid exclusive story.
Spanish left back will sign a long term deal valid for 6 years and has already agreed to the move.
Another fast deal in new Real Madrid style after Bernardo, Dumfries, Konaté. 🆕
🎥 https://t.co/uYX3CZJOmZ
🫱🏻🫲🏿🇲🇦 Vinicius Jr: “Morocco has become a benchmark for many countries across Africa and beyond”.
“Congratulations to them for everything they’ve achieved”.
“They have incredibly talented guys with outstanding technical quality”.