𝓀.𝓁.𝓅.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

squirrel doing parkour on the AC unit

https://t.co/0cVpN81St3

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[. @Chuka_187]

for my next trick, I will survive on £10 till the end of September

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

here come those virgos

[𝓀.𝓁.𝓅. @kimpaynex]

@WinshipAlana hahahahhaha the most depressing star sign

[Alana Winship ≅ @WinshipAlana]

@kimpaynex

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @6figbets]

I aint ugly but if you see me at work idk what to tell you😂

[𝓀.𝓁.𝓅. @kimpaynex]

@oliviaffgardner i am the mate x x

[𝓀.𝓁.𝓅. @kimpaynex]

to those people who dont have private stories and absolutely violate their mates on their main, how does it feel to be one of gods least favourites?

[olivia🦦 @oliviaffgardner]

‼️ Selling X2 Parklife tickets ‼️

message for info x

[𝓀.𝓁.𝓅. @kimpaynex]

here a might be fat and ugly and my crack may be shit but my taste in music is undeniably brilliant

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Amy winehouse was right what kind of fuckery is this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[𝓀.𝓁.𝓅. @kimpaynex]

@JayFromTGF @bradgill1

[✌🏽️ @Owen_1906]

One of the lads has been sending his scrans into the group chat for the last few weeks and they’ve reached a point where they’re too good not to share

(I can promise you all of these were eaten and none of them are a piss take)

⬇️Thread:

[𝓀.𝓁.𝓅. @kimpaynex]

how embarrassing is it when ya reference a tiktok and the person ur talking to has no idea and ya just sound like a pure creep man am mortified

[Chloe Rowbotham @_chloerowbotham]

Postponing cancer treatments to roll out booster jabs for a variant with 1 death is fucking next level

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

it’s just SO hard keeping what u have bought ppl for Christmas a secret 😭

[𝓀.𝓁.𝓅. @kimpaynex]

wow im an absolute clip once ive had a sip of alcohol