Kimani

Artistic Auditor || Most important, just lad doing his best in a variety of things.

[Kimani @kimperria]

In the beginning, there was terminal!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This is a Bruno Fernandes appreciation tweet.

[Iyawo Šeško🧚🏾‍♀️ @Bruno21Assists]

Give us this day, our weekly assist.🤲🏾

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter after a Manchester United win

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Hapo kwa top 6 hakuna team hatujanyorosha

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

Karibu nisahau...

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

I love working in IT, you can tell you’ve fixed a problem by the user suddenly never replying to you again

[CG @cgtwts]

Figma CEO right now:

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

There is a peculiar theatre that plays out in Kenyan politics every few years, and the costume department never seems to run out of fresh wardrobes. The same actors, wearing different masks, stride onto the stage and announce that they have discovered, at last, the plight of the ordinary Kenyan. The architects of suffering become its most vocal mourners. The gatekeepers of misery reinvent themselves as its most passionate opponents.

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Kimani @kimperria]

"Twende Nairobi" is now Public.

Started collecting these gems in 2020 and ever since it's now grown to my always on repeat playlist which I often put my friends onto.

Vaibu, good times and great hits, my thank you to 🇰🇪 artists.

https://t.co/rPVFP5RlZy

[C @cyrusamanya]

“A moving man will surely meet his luck” must be the greatest quote from our generation.

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

It worked on production just like it did on localhost.

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

Btw If I text you this, it means I'm home safe

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

We’re constantly reminded how small and insignificant we are and yet we can’t stop destroying one another

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

[Elvis Obi @TheObiLeonard]

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.”

Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Civic education is taking a new shape out here😲

[Mumbi 🎀 @mumbi_wathika]

Tuning into NASA’s livestream every few hours just to watch people casually exist in space…because astronauts really are the coolest thing a human being can possibly become

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Being a good activist doesn't translate to being a good leader , much less a politician.

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

When you lie on your cv amd the lie catches up with you.

This moron has no idea of what carbon credits is,he us the kind of "delegates"who are sent abroad to speak on our behalfs wanaenda kukaa paris,drink wine and waste our taxes.