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the epitome of coolcalmcollected

[𝗔𝘆𝗻𝗶 @totaltauruss]

Realness doesn’t die It reinvents itself

[Alyssa Vingan @alyssavingan]

Unfortunately I will be adopting "bymyselfmaxxing" into my personal lexicon immediately:

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Watching VEEP gives me the same dopamine hits as doomscrolling on TikTok

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

I ain't reading all that.

Free Ukraine

[iki 🏹 @ikixrot]

alysa liu being the first woke idgafer alt baddie to win an olympic gold medalist… THAT’S how you make america great again

[violet @vagueviolet]

it must've taken a long time to jack off all trades

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Meanwhile the life of an only daughter looks like this

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

[##### @kimpy318]

Being a post grad is actually messing with my psyche

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I need an Imogen Heap charliXCX collab. I need charliXCX on the MiMu glove.

[##### @kimpy318]

if I were on #LoveIslandUSA , I probably wouldn't shit for two months

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

It's Not Clocking To You That I'm Standing On Business

[##### @kimpy318]

Last college Easter proof that I went to mass post for my dear mommy.

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It’s that time of year again when I send proof to my mom that I went to Easter mass. #good #catholic

[##### @kimpy318]

Racking up a crazy long list of post grad hobbies idk what to do with myself anymore. Let me graduate neeeoooowwwww.

[milk @lactosefreemom]

I had my TikTok open and I realized it was shutting down as I was scrolling, it was like I was on the deck of the Titanic

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I also thought clairo was girl in red’s legal name. But it was just bc they both started getting popular at the same time.

[##### @kimpy318]

for a really long time I thought Gracie Abrams and Ethel cain were the same person...

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last night on earth by Green Day. it wrenches my gut so terribly good. if u rlly want to seduce me, you'd have to play this song. future boyfriend, take notes.

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tfw the song's so good ur abt to vomit

[##### @kimpy318]

I am surprised that no one has created a Tupperware container that muffles the sound of someone shaking their salad. Cuz im starting to realize that that is the MOST annoying sound a person could make, tied with gum smacking.