KimpyASMR

I like. big. punsandicannotlie. Vegan for the animals. Sound-obsessed.

[KimpyASMR @KimpyASMR]

Idk who needs to hear this but: Your value does not decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth.

[𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚊 🖤 @CherryGryffon]

ATTN: ANYONE WITH NO HEATING OR POWER CURRENTLY

I know it's cold, I have some tips for you, thanks to having been through this before, many times. 🧵

Please RT the thread if you know anyone without power currently! 🖤

[KimpyASMR @KimpyASMR]

That moment you discover you are a "manifestor" in human design !

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And the "Karen" turned out to be a Karen IRL... who woulda thunk

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Fcuk I need to get back to my channel lol

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Snow*

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People who've never had to shovel, how does it feel to be God's favorite?

[KimpyASMR @KimpyASMR]

@ChillPillzASMR Not even a tiny home in portlandia? 🙂

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@bjennymontero Happy birthday! Your art makes me cry & happy at the same time.

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@AsmrJodie Tues aka "Mars(planet of war, aggression etc) Day" lol

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Girlfriends > F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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@ShhheilaWispas Pick a video of yours that you think is super underrated/perfect and I'll write a list of "how it can be better(or why it's not my cup of tea)" lol

[KimpyASMR @KimpyASMR]

@ShhheilaWispas I used to drive myself crazy including every trigger but some highlights would prob suffice lol

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@ChillPillzASMR Happy Expulsion Day! 🤣🤣🤣

[gabi @igabitha]

you believe you started “late” but the universe would argue that you started right on time. “late” in regards to what? trendiness, other people’s timelines? if you’re doing it for you, then your timeline & journey should be the only one you’re focused on.

[Rebecca Harding ✨ itsbexy.bsky.social @itsSupercar]

i really hope the lesson people take from elijah mcclain is not "its extra sad because he was so sweet"

but rather, "no amount of gentleness & respectability can protect a black person from the arbitrary wrath of police"

[KimpyASMR @KimpyASMR]

You know your period is otw when a horoscope makes you cry lol

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@capncrewsphynx 🤣🤣🤣

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Eugenia Cooney is totally Mia Kirshner's(aka Jenny from the L word) doppelganger lol

[Sharm 😝 @AsmrSharm]

I know. It’s surprising to see this many black faces on a thumbnail. 😋 This collab is something that I’ve been working on for a while and is very dear to my heart. With everything going on in the world, this collab is our way of making a statement! ❤️✊🏿https://t.co/orMEORYDXT

[KimpyASMR @KimpyASMR]

Fleabagathon

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Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean. Smh