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[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

it gets weirder when you get older and see everyone you grew up with conforming to social norms.

[coach @biscuitgrease]

imagine giving a fuck about the birth rate

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

because marriage is an oppressive institution and women who are smart don’t rush into a legal commitment with a man!

[jaz @notjasmmaz]

Feels good to have no kids lol

[Woman Commando⭐️ @orente_themuse]

i’m the type to just tally up your weird behavior and cut you off on a random wednesday

[• Reverse Thorfinn • @stackJMD]

Quite happy I didn’t fall into the societal pressure to have a kid already. I literally just starting to enjoy my life.

[ACHALUGO✨ @JennipherUwa]

It's Saturday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
Pampers is not a part of my monthly budget for now
Life's good. 🥂

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every news headline now is like Blueberries Will Kill You. Measles Is Back. Gas Costs Six Dollars. Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling AI Drone Technology. You Are Being Watched. Three Billion More To Israel. like idk did we do it did we make america great again

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That fake checkup before asking for a favour is crazy fr

[Brynne @brynne13_]

How men start moving the second you tell them that you like them

[jm @liljess1k]

it’s getting weird..but i still gotta get this watch 😒🫤

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[7 @iceinmysoul]

if ur an angry drunk u have no business drinking ngl

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

men be like do u wanna hangout in five minutes

[Rxsh @ihyRxsh]

Me gusta usar Twitter porque ninguno de mis amigos lo usa

[kim @kimsbackagain]

I promise you no one gaf about your “baby shower details”