Kim’s Not Here, Man

I write. I rescue. I fight like a MF against racism, injustice, ennui, and bad grammar. Lead, follow, or get TF outta my way. she/her

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

The best doggos EVER...

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

@MikeyPiff ok, we’re 6 weeks into the random on-air personalities “subbing in” for Symon. She did, what? 3-4 solo shows? What gives? (Can’t DM you because you don’t follow me, so…)

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey, @SIRIUSXM #Hits1 WHY are you playing DaBaby? This is absolutely NOT OK.

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

SO sick of screwed up deliveries of @ChipotleTweets in Niles OH. Every. Single. Delivery. Is screwed up. Literally no way to get resolution or refund. DONE.

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

@SIRIUSXM oh no, you DID NOT take away @TonyFly ??? How could you do this?? ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY.

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Wow, @GetSpectrum you have a MOST amazing phone associate, Reginald, who was fantastic for me today. I hope you can find him and reward him. The BEST customer service. Near Youngstown OH…

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey, @DoorDash your service miserably failed for us tonight. Completely cold food and no mechanism to get any resolution. Do better.

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

@JackBox we got royally screwed at the new Chicago store (4131 N Rockwell St). We are lifelong fans and this isn’t Jack material. Someone needs to know. Not even the QR code worked. Help!

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey @Chilis you really screwed the pooch with my order tonight. Santa Fe salad was literally lettuce and chicken. WTF?? I’m a super user. #Chilis

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey @ChipotleTweets why isn’t there a customer service option in the app? My delivery order was wrong and the hubs is salty about his food being wrong. #Chipotle

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey there, @playfactile is there any way to get help from a live person (I have a Pro subscription!)

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey @Webex I need a human to assist me ASAP. Can you please help??

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

It took a minute, but Stirling Archer finally got his very first #BarkBox He and his cakie are now inseparable.

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

I need a word with the good folks at @SlackHQ. Love the platform but running those commercials during the game is just cruel. Keep running to see what crisis has struck on a Sunday.

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Who wouldn’t love Fauci and a Doodle? Are there two more beloved things on the planet??

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

I don't care what anyone says, I love this man.

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey, @HarryandDavid one of your customer service reps went SO FAR above and beyond for me today, I’m gobsmacked. I’m beyond grateful and I have a great memory. Thank you, lovely person. My day got infinitely better. #MakeItSo

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey @AmericanAir what’s up with not servicing your planes in Cleveland? We front-of-the-plane folks don’t pay less than other origins, so why we have to suffer!

[Pup-O-Dog @SmallFatDog]

@AnnaLeeVRX @animae @TheRickWilson @KimsNotHereMan1 @NomTweet @BrianHance @HoldawayIan @Halftongue @bobmerlotti @BrunTheBear @TheAuthorGuy @DevinCow @GiaCaran12
Violet is not happy with her new hoodie

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Hey @broquetco site issues? Trying to place an order for awhile…

[Mom of No Rank @momofnorank]

I bought a bag of this #brachsturkeydinnercandycorn a while back and have been saving them for #nationalspookymonth. I’m a #registereddietitian and this is my honest review as a nutrition professional. Ahem. 1/18

[Kim’s Not Here, Man @KimsNotHereMan1]

Dang it, @NFL your #NFLSundayTicket deal with the devil (@ATT) is making me choose between football and democracy. Sorry, but it’s an obvious choice.