Animae Stormborn

I'm crazy. It's fun. I'm also the Captain of a rouge band of pirate faeries.

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@hulu_support the stream of the @MLBCWhiteSox game has faulty sound. Sounds like a lawnmower

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

MJ would have made both those shots... #GOAT

[Kevin Grandia @kgrandia]

Starbucks employee asked by manager to reschedule putting the family dog down because she couldn’t get her shift covered.

#starbucks
⁦@Starbucks⁩ https://t.co/e9QB8NPmy7

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

Sometimes you think it's a unicorn, but it turns out to be a jackass with a traffic cone on it's head.

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

Hey @PokemonGoApp This is year four that the game has been unplayable during Gofest. Can't blame the cell carriers this time for the mess ups!! Get it together!! It's embarrassing!!

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

Hey @NianticLabs this is year four for Pokemon Gofest, This should not be such a shit show!! Lag making game unplayable, along with Server errors??? I paid to not be able to play this game. #PokemonGOFest #Errorfest

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@NianticHelp Do I really have to use up all my potions healing everything???

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@NianticLabs when are you planning on rolling this out for the rest of us? Sad you let the spoofers have a head start on legitimate players.

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@NianticLabs what is this you have to be level 40 to have friends????

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Liberty, you in danger girl.

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@jopayjade21 @goldenrayyy Wrong Animae

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@Lesdoggg Sometime in the early 2000's

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@Lesdoggg Me too Girl, Me too

[haley 𖤐 @haIeybowers]

my aunt read online that a golden retriever’s mouth is so gentle they can hold an egg in their mouth without cracking it so she tried it on her dog and well

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

To be honest when I saw "Lady Doritos" trending I was really hoping that it was just Kylie naming her baby. #LadyDoritos

[Judith O'Toole @jcstaff_]

Just explained this concept to 11yr old, and she said "......I think that's a tiny bit sexist, actually! Women's Doritos should be even louder! So we can be heard!" I knew she wouldn't go for it 🤣#LadyDoritos #minifeminist @RachelintheOC

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

@MissyElliott that Lipstick is amazing!! #ICECOLD What color is it??? #MakeupAddict

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

#ICECOLD That Lipstick!! Missy Elliot is working it!!

[Animae Stormborn @animae]

#ねこあつめTubbs is at it again.