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am the cause 😎

[Unc Max @2FourMax]

Living alone teaches you that dirty utensils reproduce at night.😂💯

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

My curtains seeing me wash the bed sheets every week

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Kuna Dem amenipigia kuniambia stay away from my girl, hadi sai nashtuka.

[Michelle LA🇨🇦 @MichelleLA1981]

Kept my kids home today from school as it's Transgender awareness day and we dont celebrate mental illness.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

Mkianzisha chama alafu msikie treasurer anaitwa William

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Ugly lame ass broke ninja nimechill kwa my crib nikiskiza my favorite artists wakadinali,blunt mkononi and it's already boring now that hakuna EPL hii weekend

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

As a man, if you haven’t gone to see your football club play live, your partner isn’t doing enough.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

My girl gotta at least make $500k a year MINMUM, drive a nice car, own a home, have no kids and treat my kids as her own

[Allano™🍉 @Web3flux]

Msichana kama huna above $1,000 in emergency funds alafu above $10,000 in savings hata usifikirie kuniongelesha. Mimi sio league yako wewe enda tafuta vijana league yako huko Jonsaga. Broke women deserve no man.

[AB @AB84]

The fuck imma do with a bitch that ain’t obsessed with me

[Masta @abuyamasta]

This babe took me to a 5 star hotel, she left me a bill of ksh 70k to pay after I refused to have sex with her. I am blocking her right away, I don't want to be associated with broke women.

[SKB @seyikanbai]

once you date a woman that spends on you, you’d realize how much nonsense you’ve tolerated in the past.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

If she won’t treat you right, maybe her friends will

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

You’re not broke, you’re just dating the wrong woman. Know this Kings!

[Masta @abuyamasta]

She got mad that I married another woman and not her despite her paying for my university fees. Women should learn to accept things and move on.

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

Told her my rent was due just a week into talking, She stopped talking to me.

I wasn’t even asking her to pay for my rent. It was just a conversation.

I dodged a bullet.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

How a real woman apologizes, if she wanted to she would

[Gidi🍃🇫🇷 @Gidi014]

Me or $10,000? 😌💅

[Nyaf fx @kichwa_]

First date girraffe centre??? heri tuh nikae kejani