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[Honey Bass @ohlookitswinnie]

Nimeambiwa nipost hii huku😭. I didn’t want to because yall are so mean.

[Huzu @kinahuzu]

@KenyaPower_Care kplc migori...sub county awendo [ mariwa/ malunga junction]number of days without electricity 6days down the line......insecurity is on the rise ...please help

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Jomo Gecaga left Ann Kiguta with three kids and went for a fresh yellow-yellow damsel who still qualifies for girlfriend allowance. Early this year, Madam Ann activated Season 4, Episode 19 of The Tears of Jerusalem. She has been throwing utterances in parables huko kwa baddies app like a rattled venomous cobra.

I once saw one of her demand letters floating around the internet,, my friend, that thing had more drama than Telemundo, more threats than KPLC disconnection notices, and more paragraphs than the Bible.

Jomo loved Ann but Ann loved ambition, theatrics and emotional Olympics. She forgot where she came from and that’s how Lola Hannigan walked in, collected everything like a supermarket trolley, and even asked for loyalty points at the counter.

And as you can see, our boy has good taste. He doesn’t just chew, he experiments with them. That's why I've always insisted to Marry young if you want peace. Because when a woman reaches the “I’m not arguing, I’m addressing patterns” phase, your blood pressure becomes a public resource.

Lola is 22 years younger than Jomo. Meaning our boy will now age backwards. He will glow. He will moisturize by association. He will be mistaken for a DJ at club 1824. He will start using words like vibes, canon event, clock it, low-key, and literally unironically. Old men with money are not just eating good, they are also sleeping well.

Another beautiful day to remind men to look for money. Because money gives you youth, peace, and access to fine things even in your sunset days. It's also another gentle reminder to the bitter feminism department in their 30s with bodies shaped like an insect,,, head, abdomen & thorax.

Wanjiru, please go to the gym. Hydrate, Mind your nyash & you 3 big stomachs. Balance your nyash & boobs, Care for your body & Look for money. Because no man is coming to rescue you while your stomach arrives five minutes before you do and your nyash is living in two different constituencies. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Grace Gym🏋️‍♀️ @GraceGym_]

This isn't magic – it's the miraculous power of white vinegar 🔥

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

There's a GenZ with mad video editing skills called Mike Wainaina, who used to be my colleague in Parliament. Check out what he's done with the images from the National Assembly today.

Baba's children have come through since the news came out, and you love to see it.

[JESHI LA SIFUNA @Jeshi_LaSifuna]

Thank You Kisumu. BABA IS HAPPY❤

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funniest thread I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣

[FilmAid Kenya @filmaidkenya]

On 21 Sept, the world marked #InternationalDayOfPeace. On 22 Sep, FAK joined partners – Govt of Kenya (DRS), County Gov’t of Garissa, @UNHCR_Kenya, @UNDPKenya, @drckenya – at DRC Green House, Ifo Refugee Camp, Dadaab to commemorate under the theme “Act Now for a Peaceful World.”

[FilmAid Kenya @filmaidkenya]

This week in Dadaab, FilmAid Kenya joined partners & community members for 3 days of training with support from @UNICEFKenya.
On Mon, focus was on Child Protection under the PROSPECTS Project. Tue and Wed were dedicated to cholera response training, engaging staff & suppliers.

[Suichi @SuichiChege]

Hi history scholars. I'm looking for the most authoritative and comprehensive books I can find on the histories and people of Kenya, DRC, Burundi, Uganda, and Rwanda. I'm compiling a reading list. Ideally from the year 1500 to now. Please help.

[FilmAid Kenya @filmaidkenya]

Today, FilmAid Kenya joined UNHCR & Implementing partners in Ifo 2, Dadaab Regugee Complex to mark #IYD2025, the Youth celebrated with performances, football & tree planting at Equator Primary showing local action for the #SDGs in action.

[Brena @Breany_22]

We showed up!!!!!!

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴇʟᴏɴ 🇳🇬🍉 @OkiogaTerry]

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[FilmAid Kenya @filmaidkenya]

UNICEF & the Kingdom of the Netherlands visited FilmAid’s Media Hub in Dadaab to hear from young people impacted by #ProspectsKE.

Some have already advanced to media training supported by Golden Globe Foundation—proof that their journey is just beginning. 🎥

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

CCTV footage captures moment when a white man physically confronted a female staff member at a Chicken Inn branch in Kilimani.

The fast-food outlet is operated by Simbisa Brands Limited.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

😂😂😂😂 mnakuanga wabaya huku.

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

You ask why we call it stolen money?

Let’s do the math:
- The President’s salary is KES 1.5 million per month.
- Now, this month alone, he has donated KES 40 million to churches. This is equivalent to having donated 27 months’ worth of salary since taking office.
-That’s nearly his entire salary over his tenure of 30 months so far.

So where exactly is all this money coming from?

Make it make sense.

[Tulsi Soni @shedntcare_]

Remote jobs without an interview that are always hiring.

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