thought daughter

you messin with my truck, dipstick?

[thought daughter @kinda_uncomfy]

ohh brother this guy STIIIINKS‼️

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

His name is Slimy Simon and he just wants to glisten wetly from time to time

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

MET A STRANGE FELLOW ... HE HAD FOUR LEGS AND POINTY EARS ... I ASKED HIM THE TIME OF DAY AND ALL HE SAID WAS "MEOW" ... RUDE ... I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHERE I AM AND IM STARTING TO GET SCARED

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[roger (gemini) @rjpelleg]

I’ve started saying “mama”, but in an Elvis way not a gay way

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

i love you im going to nap now

[sam reid’s mouth scar @sampunzels]

snoopy dancing to “dancing with myself” (the vampire lestat version)

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[🐈‍⬛ @mahasenh_]

Sufi phrase مست عشق, meaning ((drunk in Love, being completely intoxicated by passion

[hydra @blephin_]

When you have a gathering

[dandori @dand0ri]

i took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it

[♡ @heart_jpg]

hugging puppies keychain

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

wait here while i gather twigs for our bedding

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

can trans people grow spider legs

[los :P @suolrac_]

women are kinda like strawberries. sometimes they at the grocery store

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

That “FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” adlib is the funniest thing on the internet rn