Jay

I think up a lot of weird stuff I just won’t say it |20|

[🅩ⓔ🅝ⓓ🅐ⓨ🅐ⓢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⓟⓘⓜⓟⓛⓔ ᵛᵒᵗᵉᶠᵒʳᵇᵗˢ @hyyh13434O]

first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian”
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE

[benadryl bhutto @spunnnchbob]

coochie is the first 3D printer

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

I’m itching to vote like fr

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

CNN Statement on White House access:

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Dear America,

They're already in office. If they wanted to give you $5K, they would have already done it.

Do not be dumb, again.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Star🌟 @mid_land_]

Assuming everyone will be nice to me since I’m nice

[+..💗 @ghoulhag]

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[Hala Ayala 🪷 @HalaAyala]

Louisiana - they stopped an election.

Virginia- they overturned an election.

Let that sink in.

[Sunny @sunflavaa]

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Mamdani: “I speak of bodega owners in the Bronx, Mexican abuelas holding the line, taxi drivers from Trinidad, Ethiopian aunties — yes, aunties”

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

👀Another Hatch Act violation.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We can't allow ourselves to become numb to mass shootings. What happened today in Minneapolis is heartbreaking, and Michelle and I are praying for the parents who have lost a child or will be sitting at their hospital bedside after yet another act of unspeakable, unnecessary violence.

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

Mamdani tells the press that Cuomo is still running because “Andrew Cuomo is someone who doesn’t understand that no means no”

[Kaivan Shroff @KaivanShroff]

Showing up in uniform to intimidate a democratically elected governor…

This should get wall-to-wall coverage but it won’t.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is from when you hid from the January 6th mob. You know the criminals that Donald pardoned.

[MC’s revenge🔪 @marsisbored]

I’m sure these are lovely films, but putting 4 white people in my face when we’re talking about the rare time a Black director is getting this level of accolades is actually insane lmao