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The worst version of me.

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In a world of dicks be a cunt.

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If you see a person struggling, don't help them. It's probably karma. #lifeadvice #justkidding #jokes

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It makes me feel so loved when Vinny blatantly lies to me to spare my feelings. #love #cutie

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The crazy face emoji is my answer to all. #universallanguageofpics

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My fav NY weekends are July 4th & Labor Day because of how empty the city gets. #antisocial #nyc #holidayweekends

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Chocolate covered strawberries for lunch. Gotta enjoy the perks of being an adult. #itsnotallbills #littlelindawouldbeproud #godivatoocuzimboujieAF

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Annual Cavallaro pig roast this weekend with a western theme and I have to say that I am really annoyed I didn't get Vinny the assless chaps I have always wanted him to have and had the perfect excuse buy... #tmi #yeehaw #cowboys #howdypartner #costume

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Watching Vinny get prepared for a new additional bookshelf is like watching a kid on Christmas Eve. #ikea #books

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God give me patience 🙏

[Time Out New York @TimeOutNewYork]

Derek McLane, the scenic designer of Broadway’s Moulin Rouge!, gives us a first look at the razzle and dazzle behind the biggest new show of the summer. https://t.co/9y572vjwKC

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My dream wedding would end in a massive food fight. #regretsfrommyyouth

[Time Out New York @TimeOutNewYork]

Sprawled out across the NYBG’s gorgeous 250-acre landscape and historic buildings, the show will specifically explore the artist’s lifelong connection with nature. https://t.co/lvS9fl3TSq

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Sometimes I buy maternity clothes. I do not see the downside of having more belly room. Also, I am prepared if I accidentally get knocked up.

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I'm gonna miss my country life. Also farm fresh milk. 🐄

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Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.

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It's so much fucking work to poop like a lady.

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Trending tshirt dresses remind me of basic housecoats. #fashioniscyclical

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The confusing mathematics problem that is making the rounds on FB and social media is totally making me geek out. #mathisfun

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My favorite talking buddy. Google assistant. I get all my questions answered without judgement.

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Do you think there are nostalgia Doms? Like Dominatrix who specializes in giving "indian" burns, swirlies & noogies? #businessideas #fiftyshadesofbullies #jokes