sydney

i’m a bitch, i’m a lover, but most importantly, im a wine aunt

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

This is genuinely so impressive LOL get her in the booth Illumination

[willow from twittеr @_wfl0wrz_]

"dude everyone's pouring beer on their crotch today you gotta join the trend"

[abbie 𝚿 @witchestars]

zach says he’s tired of being in a relationship with kayda that’s messy, kenzie ready to drop corbin for the new bombshell that’s messy, kc taking someone to soul ties after reassuring aniya that’s messy, melanie walking in on sincere and sol kissing THATS MESSY TOO

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[birkinboobs @ofunamii]

pulling kc but if Aniya pulled sincere she’d cry and forget her name and start calling her Anita okay

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Our plans are measured in Paul Danoseconds

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Never once in my entire life have I remembered whether it's going to be Labor Day or Memorial Day . I'm convinced they switch places sometimes.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Rome was built in a nanosecond

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

im gonna go make myself sick over things i have no control of

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Telling my cat where I’m going and when I’ll be back so she doesn’t worry

[Mervin @holeliker]

ed edd and eddy has been off the air for some time now

[Jab 🍉@ Anime Expo @jab50yen]

Youtube poop sentence

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

I don’t even speak english anymore

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Outgrowing OCD themes is so interesting because you eventually encounter the artifacts afterward like an archaeologist

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

getting plastic surgery 100,000 times to look exactly like a glass of water

[n @destroymen69]

Middle age ladies in corporate love doing this to donuts

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Five Hundred Quadrillion Eons at Freddy’s

[nbduckman @nbduckman]

So 8 months ago an insane piece of lost media was found...

And almost no-one noticed. It has 320 views right now.

It's the first video Max and Chad ever filmed together - from 2012 - and could be considered the first ever Cold Ones video.

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

MySims | Nintendo DS - 2007