Dr San

[Errai @errai]

Idgaf about the stick. That carrot, however

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

tsa agent: if you have literature in translation, put it in a separate! bin! a startling portrait of innocence lost, put it in the bin! if it is, quite simply, beautiful, in the bin!

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just saw Drake working the Apple table at Best Buy. Blue polo and all. Said he didn’t need the money, just wanted to help out over the holidays. I said man, aren’t you worried about what people will think? He said nah. It’s not about what people think, it’s about what they feel.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

saying 67 to someone in active psychosis

[debo @killmefam]

Latinas are getting patched in 2026

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

U go from peeing on him to blocked real quick💔💔💔💔

[Dr San @kindatwee]

After watching my sisters dog this past week I empathize with harry potters aunt and uncle and their treatment of him

[Dr San @kindatwee]

@SuperGomezfps @Aramori_ why are you not playing in the tournament bro

[Dr San @kindatwee]

@cumuncher Open Spotify, search SaintLaurentYSL, bump it at full volume while driving. then yell at people at red lights and try and race other cars. you’ll feel better after like 15 min

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” react for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

girl at this party literally in a neck brace bitches do not know how to stay homeeee

[Dr San @kindatwee]

@HaydenWinks Troy Franklin + Marvin Mims flashbacks, I just don’t buy the hype. We’ve seen this movie before. Him calling Pat the next Michael Thomas just means he won’t use him even harder

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

he’s locked but I wanna retweet…

[Dr San @kindatwee]

@jagibbs_23 Am I high or did he look like the reincarnation of Peyton Manning for the first 30% of this video then look like Joe Flacco the second half. Like they had to rip out the play action portion of the playbook and only run shotgun lol

[Errai @errai]

I'm the opposite of a visionary. I am lagging years behind my peers

[🦋 æsthetics wiki dark imouto 🐞 @pondoftotality]

Heres Why Dogs Are Now Hatching From Eggs
You may have noticed that for the past several months dogs have been hatching from eggs. Heres what scientists have to say about why its happening.
"They just like it better," says Professor Jacob Gimbal. "Dogs find being in an egg more c

[Dr San @kindatwee]

if i was a customer at hells kitchen and the camera was near me id be moaning for sure