Chaos Gremlin

I'm bored.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

*Insert motivational tweet here*

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/vNmZ1F44rd

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Just watching my snake slam their face into their door trying to eat their rat. Wtf is wrong with her?

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Q: What do you want in life?

A: A lobotomy.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

What are some of your hobbies?

Confusing men in their 20s apparently.

#chaosgremlin

[Satan @s8n]

what did they mean by this

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Not going to do it. Not going to do it. Not going to do it. Fuck, I did it.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Once again I'm asking myself how I got into this situation.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Good news! Medication has gotten my anxiety under control.

Bad news. Apparently it was so bad it was masking a whole bunch of other shit. 😆🤣😭

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

I can't the words right now.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Why is everyone so boring lately? 😪

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

There's a three legged puppy at the bar, begging for food. There are also snacks set out on a table. Imma knock it over.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Well that was a waste of time.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Something they don't tell you about people with green eyes: we're a little unhinged.

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

@GhostMeBaby @RachelEthereal I died a little. ♥️🥺

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

@GhostMeBaby Thank you. 😁

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

Birthday weekend! Let's goooo!

[Chaos Gremlin @kindofdeadnside]

@im_trashleyyy Yes please