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[🦆 @kindofjordan]

@united Can’t get thru to an agent! Checked a bag this morning then had to rebook flights to the 26th due to delays. Wouldn’t let me get my checked bag back but was told it would eventually get to my destination. When try to track my bag tag # it’s not found. Where‘s my bag?

[noelle @noeyyyg]

yoga w adrienne is the closest thing to free health care we have in this country

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

@RealLunchables explain this #missingcheese 😪

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

@Spotify my ios is apparently too outdated to see my spotify wrapped stats or smthn please fix 😪😪🤧🤧💔💔💔

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

okay who is playing the tuba outside of my apartment

[emma vidmar @emmavidmar]

I wonder how all these Mormon influencers raising h*ck about sex trafficking are going to feel when they discover the age of some Joseph Smith’s wives

[tony @atmartelli]

@3moonbeam3 How about the original chocolate factory?

[Jase @itsmejase_]

@3moonbeam3 Ima drop this right here

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

@GavBuscle all girls are hot!!! welcome to planet earth!!!

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

i miss women

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

@Mattalexander15 dam...

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

nine year old dakota fanning could make joker work but let's see joaquin phoenix at his big age try to make uptown girls work

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

coming full circle by starting out my senior year of college exactly like senior year of high school- totally alone and crying to angel olsen!

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

i would just like to say that i’ve finally reached 11k unread emails

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

the power this video holds... i love 2019

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

is guava the new it fruit

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

@Mattalexander15 perfect idea THANK YOU

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

a girl at this beach wearing the exact same bikini just sat right next to me do we duel or what

[🦆 @kindofjordan]

my bf bernie trying to get to me via email smh