Serry Jeinfeld

9/11 crisis actor. Punk rock cyberbully. Founder of The Wagner Group.
I shit standing up like a horse and sleep upside down like a bat

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"Then I'll see you in Hell" works as a response to anything

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The fact that Jango Fett kept a clone as a child is strong evidence that he got zero pussy

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@TerribleMaps We'd all be speaking Emu right now were it not for Australia's brave warriors

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Exhibitionist who gets off because god is always watching

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Borderline Personality Disorder is a superpower

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Bring it to water, but you can't drink the horse.

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The big bad wolf probably had crazy head game

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Fuck you and the dick you rode in on

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I need the kind of rivalry that can only come from an ex wife. I need hate to give my life purpose

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25 cents short at the drive-thru and they're scraping the cheese off my burger

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Looking for interracial porn just to talk about eugenics in the comments

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Taking performance enhancing drugs so I can jack off like nobody has before

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Just thought about losing NNN and got so fucking mad I came

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If I were in middle earth, I would be that uncle you wouldn't bring up politics with

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Rushing to submit my final before midnight but it's just a computer virus

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The Dragur stop attacking and gaze in awe as you polish off a 20lb wheel of cheese and an entire salmon you just pulled out of your pocket

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@cumweiser I think that flavor is called Ernest Hemmingway

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@amakadsi Fixed it

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Eating pussy from the side like a fucking leech

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I eat so much pussy I don't need food. The pubic hair crabs sustain me