king Alfred

hello, you woke virtue signalling lefty crackpot. Hope you like what you see… professional fortune teller:

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

In the darkest moment on a London street, when unimaginable evil had taken the life of a brave British soldier, one ordinary woman showed the world what true courage and compassion really look like.
To the caring lady who sat beside Fusilier Lee Rigby — holding him, comforting him, refusing to let him leave this world alone — thank you. In the face of terror and horror, you chose humanity. You chose love. While others might have run, you stayed. You gave a hero dignity and warmth in his final moments, reminding us all that even in the depths of evil, goodness still rises.
You didn’t wear a uniform that day, but you showed the heart of an angel. Your bravery and kindness touched millions, and your actions will never be forgotten.
Lee Rigby gave everything for his country. And you, dear lady, gave him the final gift of not being alone.
Rest in peace, Lee.
And to the woman who sat with him — your compassion will live on as a beautiful light in our hearts forever. ❤️🙏

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@michaelisrenvic 🤣

[Michaelis Renvicus @michaelisrenvic]

Burnham invites a few NEETs up to Number 10 North, gives them a cuppa and a pep talk about “purpose”, then politely tells them to naff off back to where they came from.
Job done...

#AndyBurnham #NEETs #UKPolitics

[Michaelis Renvicus @michaelisrenvic]

John Healey likes darts apparently...

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@BCFC They’re going to keep catching us on the break

[Michaelis Renvicus @michaelisrenvic]

Ed Miliband gave us his grand lecture on Israel yesterday. Sanctions, accusations, moral outrage… the full performance.

This is pretty much how I remember it.

#UKPolitics #Satire #EdMiliband

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@michaelisrenvic 🤣🤣 robbed

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

Lone man held out

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@Ed_Miliband Wait for it

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@koshercockney Halal sausages and bacon?

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

Labour MP Kim Johnson makes claims of two tier system..

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@WhoScored Hull need to start playing the ball on the grass

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@wwfcscott There’s a bobble and a bounce.. know the difference

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@alexedicken Transfer window set to bite us on the arse

[Michaelis Renvicus @michaelisrenvic]

Lucy Powell says Reform need to “play by the rules”.
Labour lecturing anyone on rules is quite the plot twist... 🤔

#LucyPowell #ReformUK #Labour

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@secondtierpod Was this one on-side?

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@MikeTappTweets Two tiered approach as per usual

[Michaelis Renvicus @michaelisrenvic]

Does anyone else think all this power has gone to Burnham’s head?

Next week: Water to wine!

#AndyBurnham #UKPolitics #Satire

[king Alfred @kingAlfred111]

@michaelisrenvic 😂😂 nicked

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@Verbatim_Media Media exposed

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@michaelisrenvic Robbed