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BIG AL. Welcome to Jew Rasta Ark! Hold onto your butts... OK WHOSE THE JERK? Their monkeys. That's wow enough. War is part of nature! Bigger scarier cooler

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@BBCScienceNews AL wrong. Its Duke! Hates Isla for occupying Temple. What in 2019 will the #Kaaba do? Watch #Ghidrah1964 then read #Shanameh

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@OthnielMarsh Yoth Sothniel! Where is you Yosimite Sam? Give to Allahzar the Moon Hammer. Hebron and Bethlehem paddocks fully charged! #iSLA

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@HeidiL_RN That is why Isla is supposed to hatch the young childs out of incubators! Still raise them like raptors but in controlled setting

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@HeidiL_RN They haven't discovered what fucking is yet

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@DPRK_News Haaaaa! England is copying the recipe for #Heinekin then

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@ThisIsPalestine #PalLogic is "Obey Daleks!" Obelisk they grovel at during Robogoat song looks like Dalek. From now on AL calls them #Paleks

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@HeidiL_RN Heidi? ALLLAHHH!! Downtown clown frown. REAL allah at #Houston museum! He's Big Al 2. Muzz who go BOOM taste like stego! #Allatu

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@Showtime Ralla allah! Beware SPOILER ALERT

S3 ending? Miguel should of blamed #Dexter for turning him evil. Dex unable to stab him then!

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@SonofLiberty357 HAH! Well played #England! #Isis not sharpest knives in drawer. Take em down to Chinatown. Allah-loo-ya Engworld! High 3!

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@DownsyndromeBot Thank you Foggy Bear! #High3! ALHLA

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@ThisIsPalestine Caananites! Not Philistines. Hate Jews, girls, technology, beer, weed, and artwork. Israelis 3300 yrs ago let too many live

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@downbyseashore @SonofLiberty357 Russian jets? 3rd jet comes out of that then 4th comes out of that one

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@MuslimLane I like you Lain! You are good samurai. ALLLAHHH!! Eyes of you are now evolving! You might see us sometimes in faint hollow form.

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@JudeanPF @elderofziyon @Johnny_Simson @ArutzSheva_En Allahs start ghosting Nazlims this Passover! Also these type of gaywads. More to come!

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@IsraelHatzolah @SonofLiberty357 Izrall! Build metal detectors. Also start packing heat. Muzz will start being ghosted by allah on Passover

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@IsraelHatzolah @SonofLiberty357 Wizlam thinks they're raptors! Real allahsaurs back soon. Humans who roar "ALLAH" get thrown thru buildings

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@IsraelSpeaker @AnarchoZionist ALLLAHHH!!! Filistine faggot. Save that kid @JewishGhidrah! Then extract revenge from a pregnant Filistine

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#Yankees #Mexicans #Canucks #Colombia and #Jamiaca? You are LAURA-ASIA

#Judea #Aegypt #Rome #Ruskis and #Brits? You are GON-DONT-WANNA-LAND

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#GON still sleeping in Mecca Dalek! Assassinated by bigger allah named Lando right after hatching. Thanks Lando. Oh well #BalladOfBigAL #BBC

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@robogoat1 BAAAAAL!!! alllaallooohalalalalaallooalalalaraaabaaalalalalalaaalalala Report to brainquarters. ALLAHHHH!!! Out tho. Rezzie time!