Last week, I spent โฆ100,000 on a date trying to impress a girl. She liked it, but it felt like just another regular day to her. No real excitement, no memorable reaction.
Yesterday, I bought my guy shawarma and Habib yoghurt for less than โฆ10,000. The guy almost kissed me out of excitement ๐. He kept thanking me all day.
This morning, he called and said, โWallahi, youโre my best man when I get married.โ
Sometimes the people who appreciate the little things are worth more than the people youโre trying so hard to impress.
Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
Thereโs NO wisdom in reintegrating any kind of terrorist back into any society. Imagine taking a walk on a normal day after surviving years of insurgency with no access to psychological support and coming face to face with someone who raped your womenfolk and killed your kinsmen!
General Rabeโs death is not just a personal tragedy for his family, it is a national moment of reflection. We must ask ourselves hard questions about justice, security, accountability, and the value we place on the lives of law-abiding citizens. Allah ya jikanshi da rahama. Ameen
Ban son nayi doguwar magana amma how can you reintegrate people who have murdered numerous innocent souls back into the society? What is the rationale behind it? Perhaps there is a wisdom in it that only security experts can explain. Amma dai wannan abu beyi mun ba sam.
Youโre releasing 720 terrorists who have murdered thousands of innocent civilians back into our communities, and you expect insecurity to come to an end?
Stupid leaders. Hate you guys with everything in me.