Father John

I'm occasionally funny

[Father John @king_huracan]

"Top Dog"

[l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐ @Graaffiti]

"I'm sorry there's no network in the bank tod-

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

This remind me of when da deer broke Finn legs on adventure time 😭😭

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

I am genuinely scared of ballpoint pen artists. Every single one of them I see online has insane powers. Ballpoint pen artists know something we don’t.

[Reece @DefaultReece]

The residents of Mississippi would be a lot warmer if you didn't steal their money

[30 @hoodii30]

it wasn’t that hard man

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

voldemort aimed his wand and said an unforgivable curse at a crib.

[JB @jb2forty]

Fatphobia is real cos it’s the only reason he’s in convos with that other guy

[Father John @king_huracan]

@JOKAQARMY1 This is too much it literally is just a police code 10 67 which is a report of death , he was talking about murder. Still not positive but not satanic stop putting so much thought into being wrong, also this could be avoided if you do your research on your kids interests

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

check his bio his opps have never lost 😭

[John Marlin 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @John_J_Marlin]

"You're glad he's dead?"

"Yes."

"Would you be happy if I died?"

"Maybe. I'd have to think about it."

[Junzi 🎴 @ArtOfZin]

Norm Macdonald believed that the perfect joke was one in which the setup and the punchline are exactly the same

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

He envisioning himself with them racks, too real

[Zeus @Promithean11]

“It looks Like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.”

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

For their grand finale, I hear they’re lighting a cross on fire.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

This is the political violence they don’t want to talk about

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

BUT YA DIDNT SUPPORT IT 😔