Simon Walker

Where's my blue tick gone?

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Opening twitter and seeing #Lockdown4 trending

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@MooseAllain Hunter, definitely fresher that way

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Oliver Savell is a gem as young Alan Carr in Changing Ends

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@NoContextBrits

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@russty_russ Londons Burning

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@TheSopranosClub Amour Fou

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@bonotires

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@StanCollymore RIP Shakey. Saddlers legend

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@markwil147 One of the best voices ever

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@MarcWilliams22 @bushontheradio

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@richardpbacon Word salad

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@AndyDuncombe @NoContextBrits No. They do Lamb, Chicken and Fish.

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@SoozUK Is that the first time he's kissed a helmet? 👀

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@MittenDAmour Absolutely beyond parody.

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@bushontheradio Cheese and ham Findus crispy pancakes with thick white bread and butter

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@thesundaysport No Glock 17 - No Party

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@bushontheradio Replace tie breaker with down in one pint of lager race

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@Ziggys_Duck I don't think it is the same one. The arms on the end of upturned one look a lot lower and padded out.

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@Coxy847 @LewisHamilton Hopefully Lewis gets to keep the trophy when he retires. Could need some space for a few more wins on it yet.

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Won't flush

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Jacob Rees-Mogg begins his speech to the PopCon conference by saying that those who say that "a period of silence from us may be welcome" are wrong

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@MissAHaddow Take Twat