Patrick Keenan

Proud Texan. Fanboy. Snow cone ninja. Writer. Spartan. Twizzler-eating Champion. Twin. Music fanatic. Fantasy enthusiast. Trained Firefighter. Follower of Jesus

[Patrick Keenan @King_Patsy_]

If u haven't seen The Office, u have 9 seasons of critical US history to catch up on

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@MattCrazy_ 😘

[Kathryn Phelps @KathrynPhelps_]

Me: Austin...the floor is lava.
Austin:

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@javaking26 y'all are the best

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@DeAnnaMLucas ded

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@EllennVictoria well, I guess it paid off

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@thecoredinosaur GRACIAS had an amazing day

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@OhanaReads THANK YOU it really was

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@abigail_jmann thanks! It def was

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@DeAnnaMLucas @MattCrazy_ THANKS DEANNAAAA miss ya!

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Yeaauhhhh 3-6:30 ✌🏽️✌🏽 https://t.co/Io9LowTFdo

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

I want a wife like my mom 💘

[Patrick Keenan @King_Patsy_]

@_kathryn_olivia at all the people not celebrating her birthday today

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an inspiration😂 https://t.co/zCWipDu67D

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I was kinda mesmerized https://t.co/CTpSxJrPIs

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@jamie_raybourn yes ma'am

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I love my mom

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President Trump's speech in summary https://t.co/Xf9DSkgA2C

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

This is not okay. Since when did such a tight-knit community become so abusive? Be exceptional! Spread kindness! https://t.co/ArgcpMkuX3

[Casey @Casey_cakes34]

Y'all wanna know what a real life amazing ambassador of Christ looks like? Just turn to @AKatStaalsen

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

If you don't like The Office then you are Toby.