steven.

you either kill urself or get killed

[steven. @king_platano]

@whatsuptucson police escort headed down Campbell with 5 tour buses. Anyone know who’s in town headed to airport?

[steven. @king_platano]

Anyone know of a job paying $50+ hours to just vibe?

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[steven. @king_platano]

“You didn’t save my life! You ruined my death” was such a hard line. Can’t believe it’s from Pixar’s Incredibles

[steven. @king_platano]

Happy Mothers Day to the Love of my life and the best mom ever to my kids. She really shows how much work goes into being a home maker and how if done right, raising kids is a chore. But she does it with ease. I couldn’t have chose somebody better. I love you my lil air fryer

[steven. @king_platano]

Walmart must be a disco bc I am panicking

[steven. @king_platano]

Just got out of a 12 hour shift to my tire being flat. I’m not even trying to put on the spare, just sitting in the car waiting for it to stop raining. I’m so tired

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

When the devil can’t reach you he sends a CAPRICORN.

[steven. @king_platano]

My lovely wife really does make this house a home and I am so grateful every day. She is an amazing wife and the best mom to my kiddos. I love her so much ❤️

[steven. @king_platano]

Really getting sick of panic attacks everytime I go out

[steven. @king_platano]

Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana really had a point. This really is like 7 inches from the midday sun

[steven. @king_platano]

So proud of my baby sister. From Kinder graduation to Highschool. Give it 4 years and there will be a UofA graduation too!

[steven. @king_platano]

You ever fall asleep on a city bus? Fuck a few floors, I once teleported from the south side all the way downtown

[Chris Rodriguez @CRod1505]

Elevators are the closest thing we have to teleportation

[steven. @king_platano]

Queer Eye? More like Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition

[steven. @king_platano]

Why my 3 year old watching that cake show on Netflix?

[steven. @king_platano]

I like that Miguel saw “Seize Your Moment” and immediately thought grave robbery

[steven. @king_platano]

Still love her though

[steven. @king_platano]

I thought I was going to get a nice nap but my wife is trying to write a screamo remix of Talking to the Moon by Bruno Mars. So I’m up

[steven. @king_platano]

Why can Dolores hear Luisa’s eye twitch but not hear abuela talking to the candle saying how fragile the magic is?

[steven. @king_platano]

I just want my babies to feel good and get a good nights rest )-: