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[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Watu wako na mchezo sana gari ya 112k unakuja na mechanic aaangalie Nini ? ,na anakuja na computer ati ni scanning.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If we decided to protest so that the lowest paid police officer will earn 50k monthly,the same police would tear gas us.

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Ukiishi Kapsabet unaeza kaa the whole year without an erection because there are no fine girls to arouse you.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

“men stayed up late into the night watching the World Cup, while women watched The Polygamist”

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

To whoever is behind the Camera today for the Spain game, if you are seeing this. Please if you're if it's not Yamal on the ball, show us more of the audience.. We have family members in the Cape Verde section we need to keep eyes on. Thank you ❤️

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

What next after amesema, “niko poa labda wewe”😩😂

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Luis Enrique has arrived in London with representative in order to discuss with Chelsea — can confirm he’s in England right now, as @JijantesFC called 🚨🔵🛩️ #CFC

Luis Enrique, 100% keen on Chelsea job.

ℹ️ Chelsea will also continue talks with Nagelsmann, favourite candidate.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Munishi was a toxic friend. Una-diss aje beste yako mlevi badala ya kumpeleka rehab. #IstandWithMalebo

[E @Ellis_]

Chelsea will forever be the biggest club in London.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Barcola would be such an insane baller if he can work on his finishing

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

X is a public platform.

Public participation now!

It is a legal requirement .

If you want me to impeach the dumb guy!
Retweet and like.
24k likes guarantee progress .

Lets do this for our nation.

Kenya needs a renaissance !

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

You cannot handle a simple typhoid or cholera outbreak but suddenly you can handle Ebola?

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Nakumbuka 2022 mlisema Azimio wakificha bibilia mtaapisha Ruto na notes za CRE 😂😂😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Barcelona went to a nightclub, picked up a baddy on a high maintenance budget. Dated for a year but when it was time for marriage, settled down with a wife material.

[he/him who eats. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

[Freddy🇰🇪 @Frednjerii]

My friend made 10 million last month.
He is 26
No Degree.He is an Automotive Engineering dropout.
First salary: 24k.
Last month: 10million Kenyan shillings.
What changed?
He stopped looking for jobs.
And started selling his dad's land.