Police: ‘DO NOT share footage' of Belfast beheading attempt on social media
‘We all remember, over the last two years, significant disorder that only led to damage in our local communities’
Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell#YouEitherHungryOrYouNot
Looking up dirty words in the dictionary and giving myself a monstrous, throbbing erection as I pound the library desk with my fist and moan in sexual torment