Alissa

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[Alissa @king_x_ali]

!!!!

[kay @makaylamdavis]

@lnbshr Rewatching old Spongebob clips now that you’re grown and understanding what is actually happening >

[Alissa @king_x_ali]

@RAGGEDYROYAL No one

Garcia when they’re briefing and she has something for them: 😖🙈

[Cherokee @chief_cherxkee]

@RAGGEDYROYAL @beautybytamib No one:

Hotch: 😑

[Alissa @king_x_ali]

@puretalkusa why have I been waiting months for my phone and phone line to come in the mail????? Get your shit together maybe

['Toria @anticipa_tori]

Okay y’all, I’m gonna give you some young adult advice: calling doctors isn’t actually hard. They’ll just tell you what you need to know and help you with appointments and stuff. Don’t ask me why I’m just now figuring this out.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Donaled, your racism is showing.
-Cory

[Alissa @king_x_ali]

@SlimeballGlocky They’re based off of American cops clearly

[Alissa @king_x_ali]

@Meneye4 @savvy_official @RAGGEDYROYAL Bye*

[AP @ashmescudiii]

them DoorDash fees be making my hunger go away

[Tears, Clare? @kailussy]

@reaghhan my literal born in 2008 brother

[Erin @erinmateko]

Why do I overthink about what I post on my private story? It’s MY PRIVATE STORY.

[🦋🤍 @damekayla]

if you wanted to fuck, just say that so I can fuck you & then go back to finding my husband. it can all be so simple

[Dallon Weekes @DallonWeekes]

A lot of y’all are pressuring me a lot lately to add preferred pronouns to my bio. I see you, and I understand that’s important for you, but I personally don’t have a pronoun preference. And pressuring me to do that feels uncomfortable. Apologies if that offends anyone.

[Alissa @king_x_ali]

Oh no Not being the only person Ik getting barely any birthday posts 😭

[Jesse from X 🇲🇽 @ijessegarcia]

Why haven’t I ever seen this 😂💀💀💀