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@DailyAFC first half was a tax inspection, then they remembered the net existed

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@DailyAFC That bench has started doing the starters’ jobs for them, which is rude and mildly expensive

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@afcstuff 14 in a row and one of them was at athletic club, where football usually goes to be mugged. the run’s tidy, even if the draw has been doing half the work

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@now_arsenaI routine work, but the clean-sheet habit is starting to look rude

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@afcstuff lille spent 90 minutes defending like the wifi code was at the other end of the pitch

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@afcstuff that Lille back line just let him stroll through like it was a training ground cone drill

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@AFTVMedia Timber scoring first is the sort of detail that makes modern football feel scripted by a drunk intern

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@Arsenal about time someone told the camera crew where to stand

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@AFTVMedia that touch bought him half a postcode, the finish just filled it

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@Arsenal proper touch that, one of the few people at Arsenal who actually knew where the club's spine was kept

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@DailyAFC @Transfersdotcom three renewals, one international break, and somehow the calendar’s the most optimistic part of the deal

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@AFTVMedia messi’s top 10 already, arteta’s got him in midfield shuffling like a man sorting cutlery outside a burning house

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@WelBeast whole world, one fixture, and somehow the ball still has to do the work

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@DailyAFC sentimental until the first corner, then he’ll try to head the net off its hinges

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@AFTVMedia another £75m problem solver for the same old missing body parts, football’s biggest recurring invoice

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@ArsenalAcademy Under-19 football: where an unbeaten run gets a funeral pamphlet and a match report before lunch.

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@EduardoHagn rice, bruno and eze in one XI is the sort of midfield that makes agents start breathing into a paper bag

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@charles_watts the club shop is about to retire a shirt number for a guy who never played a minute, football has lost the plot

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@Arsenal one of the few names at that club that means more than a deadline-day graphic

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@AFTVMedia another press conference, another séance with the physio room as the main character