Al King

he/him/oh hi there. hail eris, not too much mind. kingal on hachyderm, cohost, bluesky

[Al King @kingal]

set up @[email protected], dunno if I'll use it. i'm also kingal on cohost

[Al King @kingal]

@rubyinnes there was so much shouting at the friday show, people are so embarrassing

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

the company that did my anesthesia keeps bugging me for a review. Dude. i have no idea how it was. i was Asleep .

[Al King @kingal]

@Brocklesnitch hav you seen the fake actors roundtable he’s in?? it’s incredible

https://t.co/1R0HX1Poi0

[Al King @kingal]

@lllliatttt problematic faves

[Al King @kingal]

@Brocklesnitch where was this energy for phantom thread?? why did no-one want to dress as the guy so annoying his fiancee had to poison him

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

sending tweets that pissed me off to the group chat like an ant taking poison bait back to its colony

[Al King @kingal]

@aj_pant41 @i_zzzzzz too proud of the “succulent chinese meal” riff to fully disown it

[Al King @kingal]

@Brocklesnitch standish yesss!!!

[Al King @kingal]

@FilmUpdates telling my kids this was R Crumb

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

"If you read this you are gay lmao" we're still trying to determine the meaning of that last phrase sir

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

There’s only 95 people in the world and sometimes they dress up as other people to trick me

[marrowing @marrowing]

I don't have anything to contribute to sopranos discourse but my 2yo has a jellycat bunny named tony soprano so I say 'tony soprano' about 500 times a day. do you want tony soprano. let's cuddle tony soprano. tony soprano is under the couch. don't drop tony soprano in the gutter

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Posting a picture of a mailman and asking "What is this genre of person called 😭"

[Al King @kingal]

@Brocklesnitch it’s like eliza doolittle elocution practice

[Al King @kingal]

@carolinerannard it looks like double decker underpants unfortunately

[Al King @kingal]

@carolinerannard maybe they’re giving people bad advice because they’re bored

[Al King @kingal]

@equine__dentist i got a grand mal seizure from this burg and my hands were essential

[Al King @kingal]

@river_kenna also: if it fits the description of limerence, there may be something about them that you haven’t opened to in yourself, so that van be a guide like any projection

[Al King @kingal]

@river_kenna if you hold it right it’s mostly seeing them without strategising. it doesn’t demand action beyond your means or anything like that (if reciprocated and compassionate, people would want you to be taking care of yourself)