me: “ok so I wanna work like three days a week while I’m in school”
work: “ok cool, we scheduled you 5 days in a row”
me: “Umm that’s not-“
work: F-I-V-E
Croissant: dropped
Chickens: looked at
Road: works ahead
Your Actions: have consequences
Junior: really handsome
Them: were roommates
Trey: has basketball game tomorrow
Shavacado: fre
Potato: flying around my room
Me: smells like beef
LADIES imagine this,
It’s 20 years from now. Your daughter is about to get married. You don’t have a husband but three men that might be her father show up on your Greek island. It’s chaos. Pierce Brosnan is singing. It’s Mamma Mia