maddie

do i dare disturb the universe? (she/her)

[maddie @kingaphrodites]

is it not simply enough to vibe and pursue hobbies

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[maddie @kingaphrodites]

it's so sad when a person who wears glasses is actually dumb,,,, like lowkey what was the point of all that

[maddie @kingaphrodites]

money isn't real lol

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

FORMER NYC MAYOR JUST RUGPULLED 🚨

Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched his own $NYC memecoin.

The coin immediately hit $500 million in the market cap before Eric withdrew liquidity from the coin.

This caused a massive 80% crash, and the token went below $100 million.

As per some estimates, Eric made nearly $3.5 million from this scam memecoin.

This is the biggest reason people have stopped taking our industry seriously.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

have a headache. still romanticizing relationships from years ago. filled with dread about humanity’s future. craving grocery store birthday cake. scared about my fiber intake. convinced i am evil. addicted to reading restaurant menus online. interested in reopening old wounds.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[g @34rths]

Dear diary I have to lock in tomorrow and fix Everything and do everything

[maddie @kingaphrodites]

seeing this after the conflict is ridiculous. any article who says that she "cited the bible" is incorrect. she quite literally did not cite anything. this is the kind of level i would expect from a middle schooler

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

In your twenties there may be love. It's very important to ignore this love and pursue a Masters instead.

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

This is like watching the Mona Lisa get painted.

[maddie @kingaphrodites]

@smallishotters immediately made sure that i was logged into mine so that it was backed up

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: He had to defeat a Republican and the old guard of the Democratic party at the same time. He was fighting a war on two fronts and not just one. And he still won resoundingly. And I think the message that that sends is that the Democratic Party cannot last much longer by denying the future, by trying to undercut our young, by trying to undercut a next generation of diverse and upcoming Democrats that our actual electorate and voters support.

[Grusha🕯 @decadentquill]

You can lead an ordinary life and be an extraordinary writer. And even if you're a mediocre writer, please write. Someone will resonate with your words. We need long form content in this world of slop. I want to see people being earnest and thoughtful.

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

🐟🐠🐡

[maddie @kingaphrodites]

@LouiseSLDN what an awful rule. the key though is being able to choose if you want to or not without shame

[maddie @kingaphrodites]

listen i agree with this but wearing makeup and shaving doesn't make you not a feminist. you gotta be aware of the context but like it's fine lol. disliking + talking bad about women who don't wear makeup and don't shave is the problem